Friday, October 22, 2010

Titles are Always the Hardest to Think Of. The Rest Comes Easily.

May 15th 2010
Zackary,
vaginas open like ten fucking inches.
this really scares me.
I mean, its happened to me before; why should I be scared?
WELL THIS TIME,
TWO ARE COMING OUT OF THERE.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
My blood pressure is good, the babies are developed, the nurserys are done, everything is sorted out. "We're ready to have them now." WHAT THE FUCK COLE? WE ARE NOT READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im shitting bricks right now.
JK JK im shitting babies.
Well, thats what it feels like anyway.
The finger nails and toe nails are full developed. What if they.. SCRATCH ME. you know? On the way outta there. im scared.
They can see each other now. Like, they know each other. And its weird, that my daughters could be speaking to each other, or feeling each other... and they're INSIDE of me.
This website says the babies are the size of London. No, no not the city. BRITTNEY SPEARS' DOG!! Look it up.
Oh, Tommy. I love Tommy.
ZACK DONT YOU SEE YOUR JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME, I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT IM IN LOVE WITH TOMMYS BROTHER IN LAW.
whoa, that was kind of skilled. Tommy and Cole like to jam out to Stacey's Mom sometimes.

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