The internet crashed earlier and I was PISSED cause, boy, do I ever got lots to tell you. Ready for this ZackLove? Here we go..
SIX MONTHS: Now I know your not very bright when it comes to things like knowlege so I'll do the math for you. Twenty Four weeks= Six months. For six months I've had two little people growing in my womb. When you think about it, its pretty crazy. I mean, where do you think God got the idea that when a dick went into a vag and sent off some kind of fish like thing into the woman's vag and that fish like thing met up with an egg like thing it would form a human? He's probably a VERY creative man. I give him props. But I dont blame him for these things growing inside of me. It's all Coles fault. He's just so damn sexy. I really should learn to resist him one of these days.
A LITTLE SECRET: This ones hard to believe, its hard to admit and hard to write. But the truth is that... I can't see my toes. I cant. I've become so incredibly obese that I cannot see my toes. I miss my toes. I got a pedicure not too long ago and I cant see it anymore. Kay, seriosuly. Its pissing me off. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY NINE BEAUTIFUL TOES?
A FRICKEN SWEET PREGNANCY SIDE AFFECT: My hair grows really really fast. And it grows a lot. Its normal. Now I got even more lucious hair than ever! Except Zack keeps trying to pull it out <:( What a bad behaved boy. The only down side to this side affect is that I gotta shave more often. But I shave like ALL THE TIME anyway. I HATE BODY HAIR. Holy shit. Its gross. So now I'm shaving like EVERY DAY. Even though its not THAT bad.. I think I might have a Body Hair Phobia or something.
TWINS: They're gunna EACH gain half a pound this week alone. Which it pretty discusting I think. Oh and my poor ribs. The ultrasound shows that baby 1's foot is stuck in between my ribs. It HURTS. Apparently, its normal, but its going to get worse. Mommys so proud of them though :) They can hear us talk now. I just know the girls are gunna love me SO much. I mean look at me, I'm just SUCH AN AMAZING MOM. But I bet they're getting pretty annoyed of daddy. He reads baby storys to them all the time. Like, when Im falling asleep he's just lay by my womb and read to them. TALK ABOUT ANNOYING. Seriously though, its really sweet to see but he'd probably kill me if he knew I told anybody about that. But I need to get revenge on him. Know why?
April Fools Day: So, I officially take back all the nice things I've said about Cole lately- or that, I've ever said about Cole. He's a dick. A penis. A mean thing. Oh, I should have expected that him and Tommy would make up some kind of plan to trick me but for whatever reason, it never crossed my mind. But even if I had expected them to pull a prank on me, I wouldnt have ever expected what they did. Those stupid Wiener Schnitzels lit a lighter and made the fire alarms go off WHILE I WAS IN THE FRICKEN SHOWER and basiclly scared the crap outta me. For a second, I thought there was a fire and for a portion of a second, I could have sworn that I was gunna lose all of them. Well. They played along for a little while and I ran outside in nothing but a towel. April Fools day never came into my mind once. Then Cole said, "I forgot something. It's April Fools Day." LIKE HOLY SHIT. I WAS IN THE FRICKEN SHOWER. I expect that kind of crap from Tommy, but Coles a dick for doing it to me. Although it is KIND OF funny now that I think about it, I was scared as hell for a while there. Plus Im pregnant. The boy should be aware of my raging hormones. Earlier on though, we both had a great laugh at Tommy when he pretended to be Claire and expected us to fall for it. With his brown wig, my dress and MY BRA, he came in and said "Common, Cole, baby, I know you want me." Oh, it was funny.
Tommys TENTH Birthday: Is my brother REALLY in the DOUBLE digits now? Its sad, really. His party was today and when he blew out his candles it was just so obvious that he wished to be with Carty. It almost made me cry :( We took him, his girlfriend, and some of his other friends to the Calgary zoo for the day. They all had fun but Tommy was pretty upset when we were sitting at the table singing happy birthday. He was looking around at all his friends with tears in his eyes for the one that wasnt there. Maybe he just missed whatever gift Cartman would have got him. It probably would have been good. Cartman treated Tommy like he was a king.
SpringBreak2009/2010: Alright, so maybe Cole isnt a COMPLETE dick for pulling that prank. After all, he has pulled me through Spring Break. It wasnt that hard actually. I mean, it was harder today because.. well, I just missed you more today. A year ago from today was probably the best time I've ever spent with you. Maybe today was just harder because I was around a bunch of little kids all day. But I've pulled through pretty easily. A year ago from tomorrow means a year away from you. Basiclly. Cause I saw you after that but things were REALLY screwed up so I dont even count it. And i gotta be proud of myself for that. I mean. A YEAR AWAY FROM YOU? Thats a long time. I've kind of been praying my ass off that I'll be able too see you in the summer. And stay with you. In a good way. For a long time. HOLY SHIT THIS EMAIL IS FRICKEN LONG.
LAlalalalalla: Hm. This email is too long not to have an attatchment. Heres a picture of Jaxon. Coles son.
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