Ready for all my complaning, ZackLove? Here we go..
DAMMIT FRICKEN CRAMPS. DAMMIT DAMMIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. GO AWAY. FUCKING LEG CRAMPS. FUCKING BACK PROBLEMS. I JUMPED OUT OF MY BED LAST NIGHT AND ALMOST SCREAMED CAUSE MY LEGS HURT SO MUCH. DAMMIT.
Fortunatly, the doctor says the pain will be eased with spa treatments and massages.
Unfortunatly, my husband isnt home to help me out :( More on that later. First, I gotta keep complaining.
FUCK I ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE FUCKING DOCCTORS. HONESTLY, THEY CAN SUCK IT. SUCK IT. THATS RIGHT. THEY CAN SUCK MY WOMB FOR ALL I CARE. I DONT LIKE IT. GOD DAMMIT. Today, I had to take some test where I had to swallow this REALLY FUCKING SUGARY SHIT. It was to check if I or the twins would be diabetic. Like.. i didnt have to do that shit with Zack or Skye. Then they see how my body handles the sugar rush or some shit.
IM NOT TOMMY, GOD DAMMIT.
So I passed that test. BUT GOD THEYRE STUPID. <--- Kay so, Im not actually THAT mad. I think Im having Husband- wihtdrawl.
Either that, or I just want Cole to buy me starbucks in the mornings again.
WHERE IS COLE, YOU ASK?
Oh, I killed him. No Biggie.
Actually, that douche took Tommy FISHING for the weekend. Cause Tommy was like BEGGING him. So it was for his 10th birthday. I miss Tommy too. I mean, I know i have a fricken sugar high son and a daughter who needs a bucnh of attention- BUT IM BORED WITH OUT THAT LITTLE MAN.
Back on track here. THE TWINS HAVE HANDS. Fully developed hands ;) Now they can play patty cake, Hot cross buns, and give HAND JOBS!!
LOLOLOLOLOL. Im such a funny mom. NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE, MISS.FAITH2 AND MISS.FAITH3. Ew gross, im gunna hev THREE DAUGHTERS. And a son. =D Im so old. Ew gross. Fucking 22.
BUT YOUR 24. OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDKIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE OLDIE. Wow, Tommy and Cartman would be proud of me right now.
OH AND TO TOP IT OFF, DICKFACE. YOUR AN UGLY DOUCHE BAG.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A LONG EMAIL AND IM NOT EVEN DONE. Thanks for reading, mr.Love. It means shit. LOL MARIAYOUR SO FUNNY. OMFG. Know how my annitials are MLF? (God, I hate that annitial. At least MLL sounded Decent) But.. i love being a Faith. So so so much. That it makes MLF worth it. ANYWAYS. If you mix up the letters to MLF you get FML. Or you could dp LFM. Like.. Larry fucked me.
Sometimes, Zack. I wonder if a Larry really did fuck me.
The twins arent scared of the dark cause now they spend most of their time awake moving around in my uterus WHICH IS A DARK PLACE. AHAHAHHA LOL. This website just said "They can now feel the sensation of touch." LOLOLOLOL. I wish them good orgasms in the future. WOW MARIA, YOU ARE ON A ROLE TODAY. Shut up, Zack. I know your loling.
Okay, time for me to jet.
Wanna see Skye from this morning? She fell over.
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