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Shawn Jackoff. What a horn dog. (Letter to Zack and Kellyanne (#6))

March 25th 2010
All zee kittens are sleeping... :)
Although I only have one kitten. By Kittens, I meant babies. EW GROSSS. YUCK. EW. HOLY. THATS DISCUSTING. Im watching Global News. And they're talking about fricken tumors. And internal bleedings. And they're showing diagrams. And its the gorssest thing ever. Thats NOT something I want to see knowing that that's happened to ME before.
I just have to let you know, Kellyanne and ZackLove, how much I ADORE my lovely husband. He really makes me proud to be MRS. FAITH. No matter how old that makes me sound. Its MUCH better than MISS.LOVE. (sorry Kellyanne, I know thats what you are right now) BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
its not because he sent me to the spa yesterday and made me feel really special. Although thats part of it.
Its not because he dropped the babies off at a friends today and took me out for a few hours. Although thats part of it.
Its not because he got off one of the anti-depressents believing that now that I know he'll be happier. Although thats part of it.
Its not because ever since I can remember, he sleeps with his shirt off JUST so I can feel his sexy abs. Although thats part of it.
Its not because he buys me satrbucks whenever Im craving it cause Im preggo and its so damn yummy. Although thats part of it.
Its because..the kids meals at Boston Pizza are only $4.99!!!!!!!
THAT IS WHY I LOVE COLE.
(plus he's just so goddamn sexy.)
:)
Ps: Theres a little more to it than that. But still. $4.99!! SO FUCKING CHEAP.

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Dear Loves,

If you`re reading this, hi. You`re awesome and yes its been FOREVER since you went away but I still miss all of you so much and want to share my life with you, regardless of whether or not you want to be a part of it again or just want to read about it (but you should totally leave a comment if you do read this) I started this in hopes of being with you again but since I`m pretty sure thats not going to happen, and I`m completely fine with not seeing you until we`re all in Heaven, this blog has become more of a release from the stresses of life. It`s a time to ramble about awesome things and make myself laugh, cause I do that a lot nowadays. If you are reading this; there`s a few things you need to know. One, I`m sorry for everything. Two, I have four kids now and I`m single. Three, I`m AWESOME. And so is my family and friends. So you should read this. OkayÉ OKAY! Stupid É

One last thing- we love you and miss you.

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Chances are, if anyone finds this blog, Zack or any of his family members wont be one of them. If you are one of the other people who somehow found their way to this blog; hi. I'm Maria. But your probably more curious as to who the heck Zack and The Love's are. Zack is someone I grew up with- someone who I fell in love with and made mistakes with. Vanessa is his wife. Miley, Kellyanne, and Cartman are Zacks siblings. They all live together. Tommy and Cartman were best friends. We were all so close to each other. We did everything together. We made so many memories, some good, some bad. Most of them were good, but for the wrong reasons. Everything got complicated. It was my fault. They all left. I say they left April 2009, because thats the last time we were happy; they really left September 2009. Losing them has been the hardest thing, despite all of the hard ships I've been though in my life. We were family.

We dont think we will ever see the Love's again. This blog is all the hope I have. Its just a sliver of hope, but we're surviving off of it. But who knows, maybe if YOU follow this blog it will become more popular, and then they have a better chance at seeing us again.