HAPPY WEEK 32!! For me, not you. Seriously, i am kind of nervous/scared... but can these babies come already? I miss my toes. I have to go to the doctor ones a week and its starting to piss me off. HURRY UP BABIES. WE'RE READY FOR YOU. Except baby #1's name.. its KILLING ME! I mean, Claire just WHABAM knows what shes gunna name her baby- Juliet Faith. Number one, how can she think of a name THAT FAST? And Second, how many Faiths are there gunna be in the world? Like.. 1)Cole 2)Me 3) Anna 4) Zack 5)Skye 6)baby #1 7)Lily 8) Jaxon 9)Julia 10) Juliet.
WOW. Coles really gotta lay off the girls, hey? (and Im not gunna mention his past, but I gotta say.. theres probably more Faiths in the world whos daddy is my husband)
But I gotta say, theres something really moving about seeing a babies footprint on your stomach. (and something really painful about that foot kicking you in the middle of the night)
OH AND YES, ONE OF THEM IS GETITNG HICCUPS. ALL THE FRICKEN TIME. Either that, or shes dancing in my belly. Maybe she'll be on dancing with the stars, cause she's my star
Aw, how sweet. But seriously, dancing baby is SKYE. You should see her, ZackLove, she is ADORABLE. If she sees one of her tutus, she'll cry until you put it on. Shes so girly- its like she chooses what she wears in the mornings. She cries and cries, and you keep showing her clothes and when she sees something she likes, she stops crying. She also cries if you dont put barretts or bows in her hair and thats really cute. But kind of annoying. Oh speaking about the "out of womb" babies, Zack heard his first screamo song today. He got those big, scared eyes and stared at mummy and daddy with a total WTF look. Okay, back on track with the "in womb" babies. So, Im gunna climb in there and give them time outs if they dont stop kicking me. mm... they better come soon.. both me, and each baby,are supposed to gain A POUND A WEEK. FUCK. Im gunna weigh even MORE than I do now? I already weigh fucking 37 pounds more than I did before i was pregnant.. AND THATS THE MINIMUM WEIGHT. That means, me and the babies are SKINNY. I feel like the fattest person in the world, like a sumo wrestler.
OH, AND NOW ONTO "Not Marias baby" Claires been doing really good. Like.. shes come over almost every day and we laugh, and say jokes, and just.. its so normal. AND FUN. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Cheers to Claire.
She did what I couldnt do. She sucked it up and moved on.
By the way.
wait.
what was I gunna say?
Oh well.
Goodbye Mr.Love.
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