Letter to Vanessa (#5)

COLE AND CLAIRE- THE MOFOS.
Ready for this, Vanessa? This is where it gets REALL bad.
So I, and all the babies, decided to go out together so Tommy and Cole could chill. So I dont know exactly what went on, but Tommy is a great spier So, IN HIS WORDS..
Tommy and Cole were in the hot tub when the doorbell rang. Cole answered it, and you know, he was shirtless so Claire was like DAAYYUMM. (Not that I blame her for that) And I mean, Claire KNEW that I wasnt going to be home. So thats obviously why she came. Then Cole pulled a douche move when he was like "oh me and Tommy were just in the hot tub, YOU WANNA COME IN TOO?" uggh. what a dick move. Tommy kinda clued in to the dick move and glared at him. But then Cole says, "Nothings gunna happen as long as your around." Then TOMMY pulls a dick move and says "I'm not staying! You got yourself into this mess, I aint gunna help you. If you really love my sister, your not gunna touch her." TOMMY, THAT WAS THE WRONG TIME TO BE RESPONSIBLE!!! Oh, so Claire got to wear one of MY bikinis. And I dont know. Is it a coincidence that she wore the one that I wore during the whole... uh, Aitutaki massage thing? (Sorry for bringing that up, its awkward for me too) So at first, they were chillin the the hot tub like good ole citizens. It was right after Coles birthday. She got him this bracelet from Claire apparently. It was a best friends thing so that was pretty nice. OH, and so Cole like "Oh hey. thanks. now i can show my feminine side." and shes all like..
Claire: Oh yeah? And whats this feminine side of yours?
Cole: You know, all the mushy crap about how much you love someone and tells you how you feel about people and shit like that.
Claire: Ah, and what does your feminine side say about me?
(i hate claire)
Cole: You know, all the mushy crap about how much I love you.
So, she moves closer to him.
Claire: like what?
then cole basically says,
Cole: fuck off i love my wifee wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more.
well you know, he said something like that anyway. But you know, she convinced him to explain to her how he feels about her. FML.
In Tommys words, "Cole took her hand and stared into her eyes like a mofo."
wtf Tommy. Am I old, or what? Because I dont know what a mofo is.
Cole: When we were teenagers I loved you and that never changed. But I started falling in love with you. And I was falling in love with Maria even harder. And I had to choose one of you. So I left. And it hurt me, but I dont regret it because I was, and still am, so in love with Maria. But the love I had for you when we were teenagers still hasnt gone away. I'm not falling in love with you anymore but I still love you. yeah, as a friend. But also as the person I lost my virginity too, and someone I had kids with. You know, I dont know exactly how I love you, or how this is ever going to work, but I do love you. And I'm pretty sure I always will.
Those words killed me. She put her hand on his chest.
Claire: I really wanna kiss you right now.
But she didnt, so, props to Claire. Cole kissed her forehead. Fucking Cole and his fucking forehead kissing. UGH.
Cole: Better?
Claire: Not really.
Cole: Should I.. uh.. put a shirt on?
Claire: NO.
They started talking, fairly casually. Something about being horny. Without him noticing, she lowered her hands. That fucking whore.
Cole: Hey.
Claire: What?
Cole: Care to take your hands away?
Cue miss.psycho
Claire: Marias out. The kids are all gone. We're alone, in a hot tub, half naked. Can you honestly tell me your not the least bit attracted to me right now?
Cole: Yes, Claire, I can.
:) Cole rocks. Well, if it had ended there, he would have rocked. Thats right Claire, he only sees ME!
Claire: Really, Cole?
Tommy says at this point they were way to close for comfort.
Cole: Really Claire. If your just gunna lead me on you have to leave.
Claire: Say it out loud.
Wait. Claire, bitch. Isnt that a line from Twilight?
Cole: I'm not the least bit attracted to-
and then. she really did go psycho In Tommys words. "and then.. BAM!! She RIPPED THAT SHIRT OFF!"
Claire: Really, Cole?
He closed his eyes. She was feeling him up.
Cole: That isnt fair.
Claire: Life isnt fair.
BITCH, YOU AINT FAIR. THATS MY MAN! MINE. ALL MINE. So you know. She proceeded to do some. uh. really fucking slutty things to him. she was talking all sexy like and home wrecker like.
Claire: Common Cole... its just one night...
Cole: Common... give it up...
Claire: Your attracted to me now arent you?
Cole: Stop.
She made him feel her up. He dropped his hands. GOOD BOY. See that? That was a dog move. Maybe THATS why he cheated on me. Its because he thinks I treat him like a dog. Anyway, these next words hurt.
Claire: You dont need to be so uptight. Let loose for once. Your life has always revolved around Maria, you know that? You always have to take care of her, and put her first. Just have some fun for once.
I was hoping he'd back me up.
Cole: Whenever I try to have fun Maria gets mad.
Oh... thanks... :(
Claire: Maria, maria, maria. Its always about Maria, isnt it? About what she feels. Sure, she gets mad. But do you regret it?
Cole: Some of it.
Claire: What about the other parts that you dont regret? Whats keeping you from doing them again?
Cole: Her.
:( Heart breaking, that is.
Claire: So screw her. Just have fun.
Cole: No. Not like this.
His eyes were still closed. Claire wrapped her legs around him. Fucking bitch.
OKAY, TIME TO GO TO BED. You'll get part two... tomorrow? Maybe. Or Saturday. Or something. Yeah, I KNOW Y0UR EXCITED.
Thanks for listening :)