My Type of Cole.

Hey there guys! its been a while, hasnt it? It's Claire though. Not Maria. And we arent going to talk about how awesome your cabin is, or how awesome Christmas was, so any of that shit. I'll leave that for a day when we're serious about writing to you :P But heres a list of the things Maria, and us, will have to cover with you guys sometime soon...
1) What the cabin was like, from all our perspectives.
2) Whats going on with Cole and Maria's babies. (But I personally think we should also write about Cole and CLAIRES kids)
3) Christmas time
4) Our new years resolutions. (Mine, Coles, Marias, and Tommys)
BUT, right now; I'm gonna do this facebook quiz. about your type of guy. Shallow, right? Yeah, well, I'm Claire Brielle Forgenson. Thats who I am, in Maria's eyes anyway.
Acording to facebook, these are the rules:
Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends here in Facebook to answer this. Then see what happens.
If you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl" If you're a girl - post this as "my kind of boy".
BUT, Im not posting this to facebook and therefore not takking anyone, and this is not "my kind of boy" this is defnitly "I want Cole." or "My kind of Cole" OR, better yet "Me answering questions about Cole" You could use whatever one you want.
1. Do you need him to be good looking? Nope, but he is. :) And man, he has exceeded the "good looking" standard.

2. Smart? As long as he rolls by... it doesnt really matter. (thats what Cole did, anyway.)

3. Preferred age? 4 months older :)

4. Preferred height? 6'1

5. Sense of humor? Yeah, you know that corny sense of humor thats only funny because its so OBVIOUS and so NERDY? Yeah, thats definitly Cole. And thats definitly what makes me happy.

6. How about piercings? None.

7. Accepts you for who you are? Cole accepts everyone for who they are :)

8. Pink hair? Only if he's doing it for cancer, which he used to do when he was a kid.

9. Mushy or no? Just a little.

10. Thin or fat? Cole sized. AKA, sexy.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)? White. But only cause thats what Cole is.

12. Long hair or short hair? Short; Cole's hair is classified as short, right?

13. Plastic or metal? Um.

14. Smells good? COLE SMELLS SO DAMN GOOD, I DONT KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE BUT ITS JUST LIKE. A happy smell.

15. Smoker? Nope :)

16. Drinker? HAHAHA ;)

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type? Um, we live together, so nope.

18. Muscular? Yep, just the way Cole is. Not too buff, but... ajdjakshHDJFHSADKFAS. DAMN, JUST EVERYTHING COLE IS.

19. Plays piano? Hahha its funnier if they suck at it :P

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar? Yep :)

21. Plays violin? AHAHHAHA THAT'D BE A SIGHT.

22. Sings very good? No, I like how Cole is a repulsive singer. Its much cuter.

23. Vain? Vain meaning, saying God's name in vain? No. Cole doesnt do that. Ever.

24. With glasses? WHOA, I WONDER WHAT COLE WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH GLASSES.

25. With braces? Cole used to have braces.

26. Shy type? I like it when "guys" dont open up to people easily, but if you crack his shell, he's not shy at all.

27. Rebel or good boy/? WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH? CAUSE COLE IS BOTH. I mean, I guess overall he's a good guy but sometimes he does some stuff. And he used to do a lot of stuff.

28. Active or passive? WHATEVER THE HELL COLE IS. Damn, I feel like an idiot.

29. Tight or bomb? WHAT?

30. Singer or dancer? ITS WAY BETTER IF HE CANT DO EITHER, BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY.

40 . Stunner ? He is.

32. Hiphop? HAHAHA IT'D BE FUNNY TO WATCH HIM TRY, BUT NOO.

33. Earrings? Nope.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop? As in, he remembers all his ex's? Hell yeah, cause I'm one of them :)

35. Dimples? Yep :)

36. Bookworm? He's actually starting to read more... he neever used to, though.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter? No, its better when they say it to your face.

38. Playful? He is.

39. Flirt? I dont like it when he flirts with his wife :( BUT WITH ME, HELL YEAH.

40. Poem writer? Cole actually CAN write poems, and its pretty hot, but he doesnt do it very often.

41. Pwd gamay? Ummmmmm.

42. Campus crush? Ummmmmmmmmmmm again.

43. Painter? Hahha he cant draw/paint for shit.

44. Religious? Yep :)

45. Someone who likes to tease people? Yeah :P

46. Computer games geek? OH GOD NO.

47. Speaks 20 languages? 2, English and Italian is fine.

48. Loyal or faithful? He's both, BUT MOSTLY THE SECOND ONE. Makes sense, right? Faithful? Cole Faith? You picking up what Im putting down?

49. Good kisser? OH HELL YEAH HE IS.

50. Loves children? THAT IS THE BEST PART ABOUT HIM :D You should see him with all his kids.

THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING... GUHFKJHAUIKFHJASHJFLAHSD KABHFDLH MAKF. These past two weeks have been awesome, really, just frustrating. I want Cole. I want my Cole back.



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Chillin' at your Cabin.

Hey Lovers. I'm gonna do a little quiz on myself since I'm bored today. At the moment anyway. We're just chilling right now. OKAY, that was a good enough introduction.
1. Whats your middle name and how to you feel about it?
Lilianna, and I like it. It's kind of awesome, people just always spell it wrong. It went really well with my whole maiden name. Maria Lilianna Love. It just sounded good. But Maria Lilianna Faith is good too. Except my middle name is my middle name because of some chick that I've never even seen. I know nothing about her. But its all good.
2. Talk about your piercings and/or your tattoos if you have any.
Oh I just got my ears pierced, I don't like piercings anywhere else. I mean, I guess the nose is okay, but its not for me. I have two tattoos, ones a giant bull dog and the other one is a dragon with a dick. I'm totally kidding. The one on my shoulder blade is Cole's name in Chinese symbols, and the one on my ankle is Zack's name in Chinese symbols, but I'm making it so its like, all the babies names in Chinese symbols around my ankle so its like a anklet of my kids names.
3. Your favorite television program.
This would be an easy answer if we were talking about movies, but we're not. Um. Oh man, I don't know. The OC probably.
4. Write about your closest friends.
Man, I got a lot of friends. No offence guys but I'm not going to count you right now. I'll talk about four. That seems like an appropriate number. Would I be a loser if I said Cole was one of my four closest friends? Cause I mean, he's my bestest buddy. He always has been. I don't always just wanna make out with him (that was a lie) sometimes I just wanna hang out, yah know? Yeah, so he's one of my closet friends. Then Brennah. Because she ALWAYS babysits and shes on the same page as me in our little book of life. We just relate to each other well. Then Sarah, because we've been friends since elementary school. And she has A FREAKING AFRO. Is that not the coolest thing ever? Jamaican people rock. And, I hate to say it, but Claire is a super duper close friend. Maybe friend isn't the right word. I don't know, its just like, I know she needs help; and I know I can help her. And in a fucked up way, we lean on each other.
5. Tell us your three favorite colors.
Light blue has always been my favorite color, just because that IS the color. It always has been. It's just... LIGHT BLUE!! ITS AWESOME. But I gotta say, I also really like dark shades of purple, and dark shades of green. I like yellow too.
6. Your favorite season, and why.
I don't know, its not really that I have a favorite season; its a favorite month. June and December. Because in June everyone is so excited for either Christmas or summer vacation. Its the anticipation that's the funnest :D Then again, it always comes down to what happens in that month.
7. How I came across the website I'm on, and how my life has changed sing I found it.
I don't know, I'm only on this website to write to you. The only thing that has changed is that I THINK I feel closer to you. And writing to you is happy now. And normal. And just another part of life.
8. Talk about your exercise habits.
Well I'm definitely not lazy. I like to play. I'm not gonna go lift weights or nothing, though.
9. Talk about your pets.
I got two dogs. Just Ayden and Dream. Ayden is a golden retriever, Dream is a German Shepherd. Dream is like the best dog anyone could ask for. Ayden. Well, he's just a little fucker.
That's all for now. I'll do the rest later. BYE. I don't know who to write this to, so it'll be to all of you.

The Subscrription that almost Wasnt.

I'm so foxy. SOOOOO FOXY.
Yes, ZackLove, I know I'm writing your Sunday Subscription on a Tuesday. I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOU GUYS, WHAT CAN I SAY?
So, whats been going on? Nothing and everything all at the same time, honestly. It feels like so much has changed since I last talked to you, even though it wasnt that long ago. But It has. I guess just my mood has changed. I dont know if I'm sad or happy. I think its happy. But Its like "I dont really wanna write to Zack right now." I dont know why, its like, I keep thinking about it but I dont. And I havent been thinking about you. Like, not at all. I mean, I'm REALLY getting over you. I still love you to death, but its like, it just doesnt matter anymore. Its been a year and a half. Almost two years since Aitutaki. Everything that ever happened with us, knowing you, and that feeling you gave me is SO distant. Its so distant that I just cant care about it. And I guess if you really think about it, thats a sad thing. Cause with you guys, there was happiness. And now all the happiness is fake, and I know that. But I'm so used to it now I cant even believe my own words. But maybe this is just a phase.
WE'RE AT YOUR CABIN! Cole kept saying he had the best present for us. The people in the cabin RIGHT BESIDE yours sold theirs, and Cole BOUGHT IT. ITS SO NICE TO BE HERE! And I THINK you might be here too. Oh, and incase you didnt know, thats why Cole wanted us to be done all our christmas shopping by Friday.
WELL THIS ONE WAS SUPER SHORT, BUT IM GONNA BE HONEST, ITS THURSDAY NOW AND I DONT WANNA WRITE THIS. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. More detail next Sunday. Promise.

yumm

Zack I think your cool.
No just kidding, you suck.
Oh, there goes your smile.
This christmas shit is so stressful.

Franco and Ben

Yeah... its me again. I've written every day this week so far, but thats the way I rool. Don't deny, I am fly. If you look up "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" in google maps, it takes you to a big castle in london. Yeah, I'm breaking dishes on your head all night. Uh huh. Actually, I'm writing to you for no reason in particular, except that its been THREE YEARS since December 15th 2007. THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. We're REALLY getting old. And, of course, I don't expect you to remember that day either; it was the day you told me you didnt hate me. I was sad at the time, (and no, for once it wasn't because I wanted you and you didnt want me), and you were just being super nice about it. Or, AKA, the day our 'thing' started, and I went all homwrecker, bitchy, whiny, annoying, sad, loser face. Yep. Alright. Since I've been talking to you nonstop for a while, I have nothing to say. AND YOU NEVER, EVER RESPOND, ASS HOLE!!! I. dont. know. what. to. get. anyone <--- I dont like when people type like that. Anyway, we have to have all our shopping done TOMORROW, AND I JUST DONT KNOW!! Remember that list I said i was going to make? i havent made it yet. im typing with one hand cause im eating a sandwhich. I'm gunna go. I love you, and drive safe.
I REALLY WANT A SNOW DAY!!
(Im HONESTLY going to go make that list now)

Maria is the best.

Maria's thoughts:
HDFGSIUKDHWSDCHLDIFH DMKHAEOESILEKEAFSDAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!! KELLYANNE, NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!! I TRIED SO HARD, DAMMIT, I TRIED, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO GET ANYONE FOR CHRISTMAS!!! AND COLE WANTS IT TO BE DONE BY FRIDAY, I'M FREAKING OUT!!!
Cole's thoughts:
Muahahahaha, I have the best present for Maria. I don't know what to get you guys though, and I really need to figure that out.
Claire's thoughts:
Hi. I've never talked to you individually before. Maria is passing the computer around, she wants us to write our thoughts. I'm not thinking much. I don't know what to get Cole for Christmas. Or Maria.
Tommy's thoughts:
I'm really hungry. What should I get Maria for Christmas? Cole is the only easy one to buy for.
Zack's thoughts: hwghh RHHUQUQ

Honey, I'm home.

Hey ZackLove.
er... Don't you just hate that awkward moment when you realize that Maria is writing to you two days in a row? WEEIIRRD. But I decided I would. Because, well, its December 13th. Yeah, I know this date means nothing to you. But I'm a creep, and I memorize dates; so this day means TWO things to me.
1) The twins are SIX MONTHS old!
2) Its been TWO YEARS since an awesome day I had with YOU.
But lets focus on number one right now. SIX MONTHS OLD?
This really concerns me. I will never have a newborn baby again. Never. Because the twins are the youngest. And now they're six months old. I CANNOT believe its been half a year since they came into our lives. I mean, the earth has gone HALF WAY AROUND THE SUN! This is pretty ridiculous. You know, I went through this with Zack and Skye, but with Ivy and Lily the feeling is DOUBLED. (probably because they're twins) ... I mean, its so exciting to watch them grow and learn new things, but when I go to bed, I think about them being newborns. Which is weird, because when they were newborns, I thought about them at this stage. I should probably just live in the moment, hey? I mean, every ones heard it a thousand times; "Enjoy every minute, they grow old too fast!" And now I'm really realizing that time really does go by too fast. Not VERY fast, TOO fast. Honestly, it needs to slow down. But it can't. So I guess I should just learn to cherish better. Yeah, that's it. I need to cherish better. It's just sad knowing that those moments are gone. They happened, and they aren't happening again. I'm never going to hold my own newborn again, I'm never going to have to wake up every three hours again (okay, so I'm thankful for that one), I'm never going to breastfeed again, and I'm never going to shop in the newborn section again :(
I also wish time would slow down because, honestly, TWO FREAKING YEARS SINCE THAT DAY!?!?! What IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!?!?! Dumbledore would not let this happen. Okay, since the only person who remembers dates that don't even need to be remembered is me, I'm going to explain to you what exactly happened on December 13th 2008. Well, I guess it was to be remembered. Because it made the old Maria happy. KEYWORD= OLD. I'm not a home wrecker any more, and the thought of you as anything more than a friend is weird as fuck. Because your more like a brother to me, yah know? BROTHA FROM ANOTHER MOTHA. BFFS FO LIFE!! ... in my mind, anyways. MUAHAHHA, anyway- so; this was that day when I was being a whiny little bitch and wanted to, I don't even know what, but I wanted to do something with you. Or, be something with you. Don't even ask, its awkward for me to talk about too. Kissing my brother? YUCK AS FUCK. ... and no, I don't think I wanted to fuck you. Just... kiss you. I guess. I wanted you to love me the way I loved you, that's it. I don't know why. I was stupid. Anyway, we were just talking. And. stuff. It was that day. You know? Wait; that pretty much described any day we spent together. Wow. REGRET. A HUGE WAVE OF REGRET JUST WASHED OVER ME. It always does. I was so FUCKING STUPID. But, to put it in better words, it was that day we were talking and I was like:
"Well, what are we? Cause we aren't friends"
"I don't know. Its like we're noting. We're just invisible."
"I think we're broken."
"Yeah, we're broken."
And, fuck. I WAS SO STUPID. Anyway, us being broken made me feel good, because, I mean, we were broken together; and I was a stupid bitch; and I was your only broken; and I was a stupid bitch.
Good day, good day.
But trust me, I don't miss it.
I just miss the happiness, is all.
And I miss you.
And I wish we could have chilled.
And actually be chill. Not:
"LOVE ME, ZACK!!"
"No, GTFO Maria."
Okay, so that's why I wanted to write to you. It's not like I'm really missing you today, in fact, it was worse yesterday. But I'll probably be writing to you again soon, because December 15th 2007 was another one of those days.
I hate that awkward moment when I realize that Zack doesn't want me to write to him. Too bad, suck it up.
I have mentioned before that I'm sorry for being a whiny, annoying, depressed, stupid, bitchy home wrecker, right? I'm pretty cool now. No need to worry about me.

GOOO BROKE AND CLAIREE!!

YO ZACKOO. Tommy just told me NOT TO READ THAT HI BYE he just posted, but why would I? Its probably boring as shit, he was just at Travis' house last night. I bet you they burnt the house down or some crazy shit like that. Whatever, I don't care. Lets talk about my week. wait. I've been writing on here every day, so you know everything that's happened. (Which is pretty much nothing, anyway) Yesterday Cole and Claire went out to some engagement party for one of Claire's "friends"; I mean, WHAT THE HELL, SINCE WHEN DOES SHE HAVE FRIENDS? I've never heard her talk about them before. Anyway, I WASN'T INVITED!!! WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT? I love going to fancy things. It gives me an excuse to dress up nicely. Anyway, Cole says this party was really boring and nothing exciting happened so whatever. But I gotta say, Claire's been acting a little home wrecker ish today. COLE, TOO. I dont know. Maybe its just my head. They're just looking a little funny.
You know Omegle? Well, its a website where you talk to strangers. I've been talking to the same guys for the past 2 days man. He's kind of annoying but kind of awesome. For some reason, I feel really really busy right now, but I know I'm not. Am I forgetting something?
DAMMIT MARIA, DAMMIT, FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cole says we have to get ALL our Christmas shopping done by Friday. I don't know why, but its like it MUST be done by Friday. AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU!! After this, I'm going to figure it all out and make a list. An OFFICIAL list.
Fuck fuck fuck.
Why do I feel so distant to you now? :(
THIS IS SUCH A BAD WEEKLY SUBSCRIPTION. I'll be back, okay? Im gunna go cheer myself up.
20 minutes later...
I'M IN SUCH A BETTER MOOD NOW!! KATY PERRY ROCKS!!!! Of course you'd notice if I was a hot guy with abs. But I got stuck with the mini bar. What the hell am I watching? Anyway, I'm feeling good now. We got lots of shopping to do this week if we're going to be done by Friday. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO GET COLE, GEEZUSSS! Okay, I really should go make that list. I dont know what the hell I'm watching.
I love Katy Perry x100000
This show reminds me of this thing thats going on with me and Cole and Claire. But the Cole asks the Claire to leave. I wish Cole would tell Claire to leave. But the Maria in this show doesnt love the Cole as much as I love Cole. I love Cole. He's like the fricken holy bible. He must be cherished.
I just smelt chocolate. Like, there was this wave of chocolate in the air. mmm, chocolate. I want starbucks. HOLY SHIT, I WANT STARBUCKS.
I... er, uh. Love you. Sorry, bad mood today. MUAHAHHAA I only say I love you when I'm in a bad mood. Its been a long day. CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE UN DENIABLE.
I miss my mommy. :(
IM WATCHING THE AMAZING RACE; ME AND COLE AND CLAIRE ARE. WE REALLY WANT BROOK AND CLAIRE TO WIN. GOOOOOO BROKE AND CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! But not Claire Forgenson. She bothers me. Theres something fishy about her and Cole, I'm telling yah...
THERES SOMETHING REALLY FISHY ABOUT COLE!! I mean, what is this 'we have to have all our presents by Friday' nonsense? Ugh. Oh well. I guess it would be nice to be done Christmas shopping early. We do Christmas crafts like every day. I REALLY WANT STARBUCKS. Anyway, I'm going to watch the Amazing race now.
Good night, ZackLove.
I really need a hug from Cole. Im gunna do that right now. Hug him. I love his hugs. One day, you should hug him.
OMG ON SATURDAY, COLE HAD TO DANCE. Oh lord. You have no idea how badly he sucks at dancing.

Hi Bye 55

Hi Carty here is the new hi bye!
Hi
In this episode a secret will be revealed. Enough said.
I went into Co and Ma’s room, where Co was wearing a tuxedo, and Ma was putting a tie on him.
T: Oh, you fancy, huh?
Co: Yup.
Ma: There you go.
T: Where exactly are you going, anyway?
Co: I don’t know some fancy thing with Cl’s friends.
Ma: I don’t understand why I can’t go.
She had been pouting about it ALL afternoon.
Ma: I swear, if anything happens between you two.... well, you better know I’m watching you boy, and if you do anything at all your in a lot of trouble. That means no kissing, no hand holding, no ‘I love you’s’, no sex, -
Co: I know, Ma. I’m not gunna touch her. She just needs someone to accompany her to this thing.
T: Accompany? Since when do you say fancy words?
Co: I’m practicing.
Ma: I’m good at acting fancy, I WANNA GO! Why can’t I accompany her? And of course, she has to bring the guy she’s home wrecking; I mean, come on. She’s got to find another man. It’s been like a century. She’s got to get over you. But, no. She’s just going to make you dress up all sexy and have you take her; but no worries, I’ll just stay here and watch Harry Potter all alone in the basement while you’re at some fucking royal ball.
T: Someone’s jellin’.
Co: Do you really think I’d go to a ball? Do you ever see me dance?
Ma: ... I could see it.
Co: We’ll be home by 11:00, promise. Trust me, it’ll be boring. I wish I could stay back and watch Harry Potter with you.
Ma looked at me.
Ma: Why are you here, anyways?
T: I’m... uh.. here to tell you that me and Jaxon are going to Travis’ soon. Travis is picking us up, cause they’re driving by anyway so you don’t need to drive there or anything.
Ma: Okay. Bye.
T: Bye.
I walked out. SCORE! Me and Jaxon weren’t really going to Travis’ house. Of course we weren’t. We were on a mission. I walked into my room.
T: We’re all set, Jax.
Ja: The excuse worked?
T: Yep.
Ja: Sweet!
T: But I think they’re leaving soon, come on.
Ja: How do we know what car they’re taking?
T: They’re taking the Audi, it’s already started.
We went down the stairs and got our jackets on. Then Cl came in the room. DAMN, WAS SHE EVER LOOKING FINE!!
T: Whoa.
Ja pushed me.
Ja: Shut up.
Cl: Where are you guys going?
T: Travis’ house. He’s here. Bye.
I opened the door and we went out.
Ja: Bye mom.
T: Come on.
We ran over to the trunk.
Ja: It’s locked!
I dangled the keys in front of his face.
Ja: You got this all planned out, don’t you?
T: Yep.
I unlocked it and opened the trunk.
T: Get in.
He climbed in.
Ja: Come on.
T: Wait here, I have to put the keys back.
I ran back in the house, threw the keys down and ran back out to the trunk, got in, and closed the door.
T: They’ll be here soon, until then I got binoculars.
I started looking through them so I could see them when they came out the front door.
T: Tell me something about this. I never even know Cl had friends.
Ja: I know. Mom hasn’t been out with her friends for a long time.
T: How long?
Ja paused. I looked at him to see him looking really upset.
Ja: About a year and a half ago.
T: Do you remember when, specifically?
I looked back out at the front door through my binoculars.
Ja: um... yeah, April, I think. The beginning of it.
T: Kay. How about- WAIT, they’re coming out.
Ja ran to the window and looked out.
T: Your mom is so sexy.
Ja: I don’t like when she wears tight clothes.
T: I do.
Ma shut the door and Co and Cl started walking towards the car. Co held the door open for her and she went in.
Co: So, tell me where we’re going.
She started giving him directions and me and Ja held our breaths so we wouldn’t get caught. After a while, they were quiet.
Co: You look really pretty, by the way.
Cl: You are really sexy, by the way.
Co: *smiles* So what is this thing we’re going too, exactly?
Cl: It’s kind of like a ball, I guess. It’s an engagement party for an old friend.
Co: I don’t mean to sound rude, but I don’t ever hear you talking about- wait. Did you say... a ball? Like... dancing?
Cl: Well, yeah.
Co stopped really suddenly, but it was a red light so I guess he had too.
Co: Cl. I don’t dance.
Cl: It’s okay, its slow dancing. You just need to do that box step thing. You did it at the wedding, right?
The wedding? I don’t know why, but I find this kind of odd.
Co: You mean my wedding, right?
Cl: Yeah.
Co: Well, yeah, I guess I did; but I was dancing with Ma. I don’t know if I can dance with you, you know?
Cl: We’re almost there, you can’t turn back now. *smiles* And besides, you’re my only, and best, guy friend.
Co: I am a pretty awesome friend.
Fifteen minutes later we parked. When Co and Cl were getting out of the car, Ja and me ran out of the car as fast as possible and shut the door.
T: *whispers* Come on.
We followed stealthy and watched their behaviour. Cl started walking pretty close to Co, when they got into the hall they were greeted by a girl in a fancy blue dress with brown hair tied up in a bun. Her name was Rose. She had a huge diamond on her finger. Cl had some rich bitch friends.
Rose: Cl!
She hugged her awkwardly.
Rose: It’s been so long!
Cl: I know! How have you been?
Rose: Good, good! And this must be Matt.
She held out his hand for Co. Ja gasped. I looked at him. He looked really upset again. Co looked at Cl all confused. She glared at him and then he just shook the girls hand.
Rose: I’m Rose.
Co: Matt...
She took his hand, and looked at his wedding ring.
Rose: Nice ring, Cl, I didn’t know you could afford that.
It seemed like this Rose didn’t really like Cl.
Cl: I can.
Rose: And where’s your ring?
Cl: It’s... um.... well, to be honest; the kids got to it and misplaced it. But, Matt’s been looking for it, haven’t you, darling?
She put her arms around him. He was just really confused. But he nodded yes.
Rose: *laughs* Oh, alright. Come in, then. We have snacks over there, and we’ll be dancing here.
She walked away. Co pushed Cl away and glared at her.
Co: Cl, what the hell is going on?
Cl had tears in her eyes. People were looking at them, so she put her hands back on his chest and stared at him.
Cl: You have to go along with it.
Co sounded really angry.
Co: Cl, I-
Cl: You have too.
She was desperate.
Co: Okay, I will, but why? What the hell is going on, Cl?
Cl: I’ll tell you later. But for now, know this.
She looked around to make sure people weren’t looking then pinned him to the wall.
Cl: You’re name is Matt Grey; I’m Claire Grey. We’re married. There’s no such thing as Co and Ma, it’s just me, you, Jaxon and Julia. We’re happy. And in love. Okay?
Co: Okay, but Cl, you need to tell me-
Cl: Later. Come on.
She took his hand and pulled him to the dance floor.
Co: Why the hell is everyone dancing anyway? These people aren’t even you’re friends, Cl, they’re just-
Cl: Put your hands on my waist.
He did so; and she put her arms around him and they started dancing.
Cl: *laughs* Your right, you suck at this.
Co: *laughs* What I do for my friends...
A chick: Cl? Is that you?
A blonde haired girl, whose hair was all curly like Taylor Swift’s came up to them.
Cl and Co turned around.
Cl: Beth! Hi!
They hugged awkwardly too.
Beth: I never thought you’d show up.
Cl: Why wouldn’t I? *smiles*
Beth: Well, we haven’t seen you for almost two years.
Cl: It’s only been a year and a half.
She said that super quickly, like she couldn’t bear it to be two years.
Beth: Either way, we haven’t talked forever. Do you two want to come sit down?
Cl: Sure.
She pulled Co’s arm.
Cl: Come on.
They all sat down.
Beth: So tell me how you’ve been? How are the kids?
Cl: Good.
Beth looked at Co.
Co: good.
Beth: What are you doing for Christmas this year?
Cl: We’re just staying in this year and having a small Christmas with the kids.
Beth: Just saying, you two have been married for three years; are you ever going to have a kid with each other? Because Jaxon and Julia have a different birth father, right?
Co: Yeah, they do.
Cl: We’re trying to have another one, actually. We’ve been trying for a while.
Beth smiled at Cl and then looked at Co.
Beth: Matt, can I talk to you?
Co: Yeah...
Beth: Alone.
She got up. So did Co. She led him to the far end of the room.
Beth: So, what’s your name?
Co: Matt...
Beth: Honestly?
Co: Yeah. I’m Cl’s husband.
Beth: But Matt died.
Co looked totally shocked. I looked over at Ja who was crying.
Beth: Come on, we all know he’s dead. Cl went all psycho and depressed. She kept saying Matt never died and that they were still together, but I know you aren’t Matt.
Co: ...I... I don’t understand...
He looked over at Cl.
Beth: Has Cl told you about Matt?
Co: No... she just told me I had to pretend, and she’d tell me why later.
Beth: Does she ever smile?
Co: Yeah... all the time.
Beth: Man, you must be a miracle worker.
Co: No, just a friend.
Beth: Who are you?
Co: Co.
Beth: Co Faith?
He nodded.
Beth: Oh my God. She was in love with you. Until she met Matt.
Co: Wh-when did he... die?
Beth: April 3rd 2009
Co: She came back to me at the end of November. She lives with us but she’s never mentioned anything about-
Beth: She lives with you?
Co: Yeah.
Beth: How can you live with that?
Co: She’s fine.
Beth: She’s so goddamn depressed though.
Co: She’s always smiling.
She was just so shocked.
Beth: You sure you’re just her friend?
Co: Just a friend.
Beth: We’re her friends and we can’t do shit.
Co: Oh. Uh... she’s in love with me.
Beth: That makes sense. Are you in love with her?
Co: NO. I’m married. To someone else. She lives with us because she’s having some money problems.
Beth: You know, I’ll bet she isn’t in love with you. She was over you. She’s in love with Matt and your the closest to him she’s got. You do look like him, you know. Look, I dont know who you are, but that girl is not in her right mind. And it seems to me that you’re the only one who can help her. You need to help her.
They both looked at Cl, who was sitting at the table more tense than ever. Co looked at Beth, nodded, then walked over to Cl.
Co: Get up.
She got up.
Cl: What?
And then he just gave her the biggest bear hug ever. He was queit for a minute before he spoke.
Co: I know the truth, Cl. We all do.
And just like that, she burst into tears.
Co: I love you, you know that?
I looked at Ja who was crying, too. A lot. And I knew that whoever the hell this Matt was, Ja and Ju loved him too.
T: Do you wanna go home?
Ja: No way, we’re spying. It’s fun.
T: Way to be strong, buddy.
We drew our attention back towards them. Cl was talking through her tears, she could barely breathe, she was gasping for air, and she said all of this really fast:
Cl: I loved you, I did, but I got over it. I had Jaxon and Julia and we were happy and then he came along and he was everything. God, he was everything. We got married. I loved him. So much. He was everything. And then, one day, he was just gone. I can barely remember what happened the next few months after that, but I remember in November; I felt like I was in love with you again. And when we decided to be friends for the kids, I tried, but I couldn’t; I thought I was in love with you, and I am, but the reason I’m in love with you is because I’m in love with Matt and he’s just gone and whenever I see you and Ma together its like a slap in the face because you guys got what you wanted. Ma’s always the one telling me not to take things for granted, but I know that. I’m dying to tell her not to take things for granted, because she takes you for granted. You don’t understand, you have everything you’ve always wanted and I’ll never have that because of a stupid fucking drunk driver who didn’t give a shit about anything. He got off free, but Matt didn’t. We didn’t. He’s gone, I’m gone, and I can see it in my kids eyes that they aren’t fully here, either. I can’t do this anymore. I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE, I-
She paused. Maybe it was because everyone in the whole place was staring at them, or maybe it was because Cl realized that they were dancing. And maybe everyone was staring because they heard her crying, maybe it was because Co REALLY sucked at dancing, or maybe it was because when they were dancing, they really looked like they were both in love with each other. In that moment, whatever the hell that moment was, Cl was in love with Co and he was in love with her. You know? I guess sometimes there was just something in the way they were looking at each other, or holding each other, or the way they were dancing. It was corny as fuck. But there was a firework between them. Katy Perry must be physic.
He put his head to hers and she smiled.
Cl: You really suck at dancing.
Co: *smiles* I know.
He wiped her tears away. They were quiet and just kept dancing. And they were staring at each other so they wouldn’t have been able to notice that almost everyone else was tearing up. I wasn’t. Cause I was so manly. And awesome. People sitting at the tables were either just watching Co and Cl or talking quietly about some fun times they had with this Matt. He sounded like a really awesome guy.
Rose: *whispering to some other people* When I graffitied all those fences, he helped me wash them off because he knew I felt guilty about it and he didn’t want me to get caught.
Some other chick: He and Cl came to our Christmas party in 2008. He barely knew any of us, but he got all of us presents.
Another chick: I remember that day. He loved the kids, and they loved him so much.
Beth: He always sang, even though he sucked at it. And he danced, too, even though he was even worse at that.
They looked at Co and Cl again.
Co: I love you.
Cl: I love you, too.
Co: Do you want to go home?
Cl: No. Let’s stay and dance for a while.
Co: This is the most embarrassing thing I’m ever going to do in my life.
Cl: You’re sexy. Trust me.
Co: I’ll take your word for it.
They kissed for a moment, and then she put her head on his shoulder and they danced a while and said things that made it sound an awful like it should be Co and Ma talking. I wonder what Ma will think about this.
T: Come on dude, its time to crash this party.
Ja: Seriously?
T: We’re going out.
Ja: Ready?
T: SET, GO!
We ran out into the dance floor and started dancing. Co and Cl turned around super quick.
Co: DAMN IT, GUYS!
We were all laughing though.
Cl: Of course you guys would.
Ja ran up and hugged Cl.
Ja: I love you, mom.
Cl: I love you, too, buddy.
They switched the song to some party music and we all danced like idiots. The moment was happy. We just decided it would be best to keep this from Ma for a while. But one thing was for sure; Co and Cl were suddenly WAY closer than before, and even Ma would be able to see that.
Bye

Cole and Claire.

hey guys im gunna interview claire now.
1. HOUSE!
2. a dolphin rider.
3. letting you do this interview.
4. like 8:30
5. chill with my kids, photography, snow boarding.
6. Volleyball
7. I don't watch sports EVER.
8. My ears, man, I hate my ears.
9. my lips.
10. I dont lie.
11. I dont know, some people say I'm a home wrecker.
12. WHAT is my "fav" singer? Learn some grammar, boy.
13. Love the Way you Lie.
14. Somewhere out of Canada :(
(shes never been out of Canada)

now im gunna do cole and then eat cuz im really really hungry
1. I dont know, harry potter or some shit.
"thats not a tv show, cole."
"whatever Tommy."
2. A bus driver.
"WTF?"
"what?"
"A bus driver?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"It was gunna be a magic school bus."
3.
Claire: "I can answer that one for him."
Me: Do it.
Cole glares at her.
Claire: He chose the wrong girl.
4. the middle of the night.
5. go on vacation without Tommy, go on dates without Tommy, talk about anything but Tommy.
HARSSHH.
6.
Me: "... um... you know what, lets skip this one."
"why?"
"... no reason."
He cant play sports for shit.
7. Quittich.
8.
Me: "... lets skip this one, too."
"WHY!?!!"
Claire looks over at question eight.
Claire: "Cause your too fucking sexy."
9. Everythimng. I'm too fucking sexy for all of you.
10. Well I point out the obvious a lot and I personally think its pretty awesome.
11. It takes me 100 000 years to get comfortable around someone.
12. Your sister, but only when she raps.
"yeah, shes actually pretty decent at rapping."
"It's pretty sexy."
"No Kidding."
"Shut up, Tommy."
13. AN OPERA.
14. I like the mountains.

TOMMY TIME

hi Zack and Vanessa im gunna write to you. Im Tommy and i am still sooooo awesome. I am really tired last night i could hear cole and maria reading harry potter and doing other stuff and i couldnt fall asleep. damn them for making me bedroom so close to theirs. anyway today we are gunna play a really good game called
TOMMY TIME!!!!
REMEMBER THIS GUYS? fun times i know. okay lets start.
1. what is your favorite tv show?
2. when you guys were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
3. what is your BIGGEST regret?
4. What is your favorite time of day?
5. what are your three favorite things to do?
6. what is your favorite sport to play?
7. what is your favorite sport to watch?
8. What is your worst physical feature?
9. what is your best physical feature?
10. What is your best personality trait?
11. what is your worst personality trait?
12. what is your fav singer?
13. what is your fav song?
14. if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
ok now i am going to say what my answer would be to the questions and then cole and maria and claire will too. it will be sooo fun come on lets do it. maria wouldnt let me ask sex questions. so
TOMMYS ANSWERS:
1. 6 Teen
2. cowboy
3. eating all the cookies too fast
4. 8:30
5. spy, cook, wrestle
6. football
7. hockey
8. none i am so sexy
9. i cant choose cuz im so sexy
10. i make people smile
11. i make people pissed
12. BOWLING FOR SOUP
13. party for 2
14. Your cabin.

MARIAS ANSWERS:
(i am interviewing her)
1. Probably like cake boss or something like that. maybe intervention.
2. I just kind of figured id be rich and wouldnt need a job, but I remember wanting like 1000 dogs and 500 kids.
3. Taking care of Tommy.
4. 2 in the morning.
5. Rock out, play with my babies, and play with my hubby.
6. Something where I can chase people. And tackle them. So football, I guess.
7. I like to creep in on Cole and Zack playing football, if thats even a sport at all.
8. my toes, probably because i only have nine of them.
9. I dunno.
"come on, Maria, answer."
"I don't know! I'm just all around sexy, okay?"
"okay. We'll say your boobs"
10. I can rap.
11. I get pissed easily.
12. KATY PERRY!!!!
13. FIREWORK!! boom boom boom even brighter than the MOON MOON MOON.
14. ENGLAND!
but i gotta go, so ill do the cole and claire tomorrow, kay? cool bye

WHAT IS WITH MEN AND THEIR SPORTS??

HI VANESSA! :)
It's Maria.
I really have nothing to say, so excuse me if this email SUCKS. I'm watching Glee, they're just singing. I know this show is incredibly stupid, but I like watching it every Tuesday. It gives me something to do. What do you watch on TV? Cool. I like that, too. BUT KNOW WHATS THE BEST? HARRY POTTER!! I KNOW, RIGHT? Isn't Ron just the CUTEST/SEXIEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN!! Aw, that was actually really cute. the guy in the wheelchair on glee got to walk a few steps. It was a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ♥
Anyway, Ron is so sexy; like, would you not tap that in a heartbeat? OR DRACO MALFOY, TALK ABOUT DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! I mean, lets be honest, their nothing compared to my hubby; but I'd say your husband is equal in sexiness with those two. DONT FIGHT WITH ME, VANESSA, JUST FACE THE TRUTH! Then again, you have seen your husband naked; and that MIGHT just make him a LITTLE more sexy than I ever thought he was. But please, no details on that. 2008/2009 Maria might have wanted to know. But 2010 Maria... WANTS TO PUKE THINKING OF THAT. I think I'll stick to my own husband for the rest of.. forever, until Ron Weasly comes along, that is... I'M KIDDING. BESIDES, WE ALL KNOW WIZARDS ARENT REAL.......
Speaking of secrets, Claire has been acting particularly suspicious lately; I think she might have to be referred to as "Home wrecker" again. People who play hockey are so good at skating, so graceful. (We're watching the hockey game now) I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But EVERYONE else has got me stumped. And shut up, YES, WE'RE GETTING YOU CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! We're leaving them at your doorstep, even though you'll probably be at your cabin. Or something. GEEZUS, I JUST WANT CLARITY! I just wanna know how the fuck your doing. Like, WHATS GOING ON? Seeing you or not isnt the issue, I just wanna know what the hell is going on with you guys, you know? YEAH, RIGHT!?! THATS EXACTLY WHY I'M WRITING THIS BLOG!! YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE TOO, DUMB ASS! ... hm. maybe you DO have one... I bet you one day, when I'm REALLY bored, I'll search for that. I USE CAPS LOCK WAS TO DAMN MUCH! RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!! No, I don't know why I said that. Please don't ask again, Vanessa. right, right. Let's talk about Claire acting suspicious. I don't know, theres something in the way she smiles at Cole. Something in the way she acts, its like shes hiding something from the both of us. I think she's sad. But she should be. THAT BOY IS MAN, GOD DAMMIT!!!! Ahem. Yes. That boy. Cole. Is so sexy. SO FUCKING SEXY. We went shopping today for the kids and stuff for Christmas, it was fun; but they already have like everything in the world and we honestly can't find anything they don't already have. That's kind of sad, isnt it? You know, our kids may be spoiled but they are NOT going to act that way. Mummy wont accept it. Too bad mummy doesnt know how to punish people. Because whenever I try to punish them, I feel like I'm abusing them because my dad sucks and scarred me for life. Have I ever mentioned I HATE THAT MAN!!?! CAUSE I DO! A LOT! And nobody will ever let me talk about it when I need to, because it hurts them when I talk about all my experiences. WELL, IT HURTS ME TOO, AND THEY SHOULD JUST SUCK IT UP AND LISTEN!! Seriously, its like it hurts everyone WAY to much. I tried to talk about it to Zack once, you know. Your husband, Zack! And he said the same thing. But it's all good. its not those people I'm mad it, its my dad. Mind if I talk about him to you sometimes? Only when I need to. Thanks:) It means a lot. Jeez, I can't believe its only ten. This night has dragged on FOREVER. I think I'm going to go now. Talk to Cole. And kiss him. A lot.
"BUT THE HOCKEY GAME IS SO INTENSE"
"Why? Don't we suck?"
"NO, CAUSE NOW WE HAVE THAT HALL KID, AND WE'RE HAVING A SHOOT OFF RIGHT NOW."
"But I wanna read you harry potter and kiss you..."
"Come here, you can cuddle me."
"Okay."
I'm cuddling Cole now. wow this is kinda intense... holy shit. holy TOMTATOS GO!!! I'll keep documenting me and COle till someone wins.
"WHOA THAT ONE WAS CLOSE!"
"which color is the good team, Cole?"
*looks at me like an idiot
"We're the blue ones, Maria. with the Oilers thing on it. GOGOGOGOGO! FUCK, OUR TEAM SUCKS!"
"Did we lose?"
"Nope."
"I THINK I get whats going on."
"Yep."
"Hey Cole?"
"SHIT! Oh thank God."
"Cole?"
"Yeah?"
"I thought you didnt like hockey."
"its aight."
"The Goalies must be so stressed."
"yeah"
"i mean, imagine. They're there, waiting. People are BOOING all around, and they CANNOT miss this and-"
(He just kissed me)
"Shhhhhut up, love."
"Poo you. COLE, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!"
"You can read me Harry Potter soon."
"Don't you just LOVE Harry Potter, Cole?"
"yeah. GO GOG GOG GOGO!!! DID THAT GO IN? DAMN IT! IT DIDNT!"
"Wow, those slow motion replays are kind of awesome. Those teeth guards are gross though. You know, Claire used to have braces."
"yeah, I know. Maria, shhh."
"That makes me sad Cole."
"GO GO GO GO!! Sorry babe, what did you say?"
"Nothing, Cole."
"I love you."
"you too, buddy."
" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Owch, did we lose?"
"YOUR LOVE IS BAD LUCK, MARIA!!"
"Sorry :("
"...we can read harry potter now."
"I LOVE YOU!"
That was fun. We'll have to do that more often. That documenting. That was crazy stuff. WELL, I'M OFF TO READ TO MY LOVELY COLE. BYEE!

Claire Likes Meat. And Cole. OM NOM NOM.

Hello people I don't know at all.
It's Claire again, here to chill with you for a while. Cole says that if we were a TV show, I'd be your replacement. I'd be a new main character. SHUT UP, I KNOW EVERYONE HATES THE NEW CHARACTERS!! Everyone just wants the OLD CHARACTERS BACK, SO GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND MEET ME!! Tommy says if you guys were here, him and Cartman would have some good talks about me. I don't think I see that as a good thing though. ANYWAY, since Claire Brielle Forgenson has replaced all of you guys; theres a few things you should know about me. Starting with, IM NOT A BITCH!! Seriously, I'm not! And I'm no psycho either. I'm just in love. Maria tells me its okay. We really dont hate each other. We just love the same guy. They say the whole thing is like Zack and Maria's relationship. Their OLD one. COOL. Now that thats all cleared up, lets make a few lists.
List one- Some random things about me:
- I really like the winter time, mostly for snow boarding.
- I'm a photographer.
- I write poetry sometimes (but I'm nothing compared to Maria)
- I'm in love with Michael Jackson (Tommy hates me for it)
- I REALLLY like the show House. It's like my lover, next to Cole.
- I have a big secret. A really. really. big secret.
- I love suspense. LOVE IT. In shows, and in real life. Same with surprises.
- I don't give to shits if people stare at me. Cause they used to a lot, when I was a single teenage mom.
- I was a total nerd in school. so quiet, and such a freaking nerd. With the braces and spelling bees and everything.
- I LOVE TO EAT MEAT. Yum yum. its a flavour i cant get enough of... oooh, sunny D and rum, yum yum. FUCK MARIA FOR MAKING ME WATCH RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.
Alright guys, I'm really hungry so I'm gunna go grab some grub. (And hopefully talk to Cole, because Maria is asleep MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Now who should I send this to?
Maria says... Zack, Vanessa, Kellyanne, and Miley. No Cartman. He's not cool. And she says to say hi. Hi.

Hi Bye 54

Hi Carty. Its still really sad writing to you, but dont worry I havent forgotten about you. I'll write to you as soon as my heart hurts less. BUT YOU CAN READ ALL MY HI BYES FROM NOW ON, OK!?!?! IT'S GUNNA BE SOOO MUCH FUN. The last one you read was Hi Bye 7. Now we're on Hi Bye 54. For history on Claire, look at Maria's letters to Vanessa.
Hi
Hey there, its T. Again. This week’s episode starts off like almost every other episode- the babies are asleep, and we’re all chilling in the living room. There’s only one new twist to this Hi Bye. I’m sending it to you guys (Carty). WELL, BASICLLY, I’M PUTTING IT UP ON THE WEB. So, it’s possible that Carty WILL see it. And if that’s the case, HI CARTY!!!!
So in the living room tonight was me, Ja, Ma, and Cl. Co was just putting Iv and Li to bed.
Cl: *smiles* I’m going to a job interview on Monday.
Ma never really answered her.
Cl: It’s a police operator job.
Ma never answered her.
Cl: Ma?
Ma: *sighs* I’m busy now. Can I ignore you another time?
Cl: Oh, sorry. What are you busy with, anyway? Seems to me the only thing your ever busy with is pleasuring yourself.
Me and Ja burst out laughing.
Ja: IT’S FUNNY, CAUSE I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE-
T: SHUT UP.
They looked at us, then looked back at each other.
Ma: No. I’m busy drinking.
She held up her wine glass.
Ma: And I think you’re logic wrong. Cause when tonight comes, you’ll be the one in the guest bedroom pleasuring yourself; and I’ll be in my master bedroom with the man you love.
And then she drank all her wine.
Cl: Pardon me, *holds up wine glass* I think you’ve mistaken me with someone who cares.
And then she drank all her wine, just a BIT faster than Ma. And then Co ran upstairs with a box in his hand.
Co: LETS PLAY TWISTER!! *smiles super bigly*
We all laughed at him cause he just looked like such a faggot. Then we just stopped laughing.
Ja: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
T: Me too.
Cl and Ma both just stared at him. Then Co got it. And decided to tell it how it is.
Co: Oh, you guys were bitching at each other. Again. You know, girls, it`s flattering that your fighting over me; but I just wanna play twister.
Ma stood up and walked towards him.
Ma: Sounds good to me. Just remember your mine. *PE*
Cl stood up and walked towards him.
Cl: Sounds like fun.
She put her hands on his chest.
Cl: Just remember, I`m flexible.
Ma: And a home wrecker.
Cl: You`re a whore.
Co: OKAY, COOL. LETS PLAY TWISTER!
He set it up. Me and Ja were pretty much laughing the whole time. We love girl drama.
T: Since I`m the narrator, I`ll spin and sit this round out.
They all looked at me, confused.
T: I`M WRITING A HI BYE. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, GUYS, ITS A SATURDAY!
Co and Ma just said “Okay” but Cl and Ja still looked at me, confused.
T: *sighs* You guys are hopeless. Ja, right foot red.
He did that.
T: Cl, right hand blue.
She did that.
T: Co, left foot green.
Co: YEEEHAAA!
He did that and we all looked at him like WTF. He just gave us a creepy smile. I don’t think he knew that he just sounded like a gay cow boy.
T: Uh... Ma, left hand green.
She did that.
So we went through a couple of rounds with a couple of laughs and Ma and Cl weren’t so mad at each other. But then, things got a little awkward again. Maybe it was just the positions they were in. They were all laughing about it, but Cl was getting really close to Co. (Ja had already fallen at this point)
Ma: If one of you falls on me, I swear to God.
They laughed. Co and Cl were on top of her.
Cl: We should fall on her.
T: Ma, right hand blue.
Ma: Already there.
T: Kay, right foot blue.
Ma: Damn you.
She found a way to do that though.
T: Kay Cl, right hand green.
Cl: Really?
T: The board don’t lie.
Cl: If I get this, I better get that job.
Co: You might get a job?
Cl tried to get into that awkward position.
Ma: Why do you need a job? You already have a fulfilling career as a home wrecker.
Co looked down at her.
Co: Ma.
Ma: I love you. *smiles*
Co: *smiles back*
And then Cl fell over and caused Co to fall over and they crushed Ma. Co was down on top of both of them. They all laughed.
Co: You know, I dream of this sometimes. *smiles at them creepily*
Cl: I do too; except Ma is gone. *smiles at him sexually*
Ma: I need another drink.
She got out of them and took the bottle of wine, and started to chug it. Co and Cl got up and laughed.
Co: Slow down there, girly.
Ma: Shut up, Co.
She was actually mad.
Cl: WELL, THAT WAS A FUN GAME! I’ll just go... over here.
Ma: No. Stay.
Cl: Well that’s a first.
She sat on the couch, next to Ma.
Co: Sweet, now the three of us can have fun together.
He sat in between them. Ma gave him a death glare.
Ma: Or not.
Co: Awe, why so glum, chum?
Ma: I’m not your chum, I’m your wife.
She got up and walked away. PMS MUCH.
Cl: She’s got a point.
Co: I don’t know what I did wrong, but I kind of feel like a dick.
Cl: You should.
Co: Yeah?
Cl: Yeah.
Co: So... what exactly did I do wrong?
Cl: You’re kind of implying that you want me.
Co: How?
She hit him in the head.
Cl: Should’ve had a V8.
Co: I think our family is getting to you.
Cl: How?
He hit her in the back of the head.
Co: The V8 thing is a Faith joke.
Cl: I could get used to being a Faith. *smiles* But seriously, your little threesome jokes really bug Ma.
Co: ... Do they bug you?
Cl: Kind of, yeah.
Co: Oops. Sorry about that.
Cl: All good, your just a guy.
Ja: SO!
T: Yeah, did you guys forget about us? We’re sitting right here.
Co: Oh hey.
Cl: I’ll be right back.
She got up and walked in the direction Ma walked in. I followed stealthily. She went to Ma’s room, where Ma was, just chilling on her bed. Cl sat by her.
Cl: Hi.
Ma: Hey home wrecker.
Cl: You okay?
Ma: I’m kind of a bitch, hey?
Cl: Barely. Just jealous. *smiles*
Ma was quiet.
Cl: I’m kidding!
Ma: Doesn’t it bother you when Co implies that he has feelings for both of us, and he won’t seriously admit it to himself? Of course it doesn’t, you only want him to have feelings for you. Well, I think it’s clear that he does. So good for you, Cl.
Cl: Actually, it does bother me. He’s always sending me mixed signals, you know? He jokes about how he wants me, but when it comes down to it, he always pushes me away. I don’t get it.
Ma: He’s such a guy sometimes.
Cl: All guys are.
Ma looked at her.
Ma: We should get back at him.
Cl: *smiles* How?
Ma: I don’t know, but it has to be awesome.
They sat there and thought for a while.
Cl: I think we need T’s help.
T: OKAY!
I jumped on the bed.
Ma: HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!
T: I’m good at spying, hey?
Cl: ... yeah, sure. Whatever. What can we do to get back at Co?
T: Hm, how mean can this be?
They looked at each other.
Ma: Not very, just funny.
Cl: And simple. ... I’m too lazy to be complicated.
T: Just draw on him with permanent marker tonight. And put mustard in his hair or something.
Ma: *giggles* He hates mustard.
Cl: *laughs* You know, I think we could have figured that one out by ourselves, but lets do it.
Ma: Sweet. Come on, lets go downstairs and listen to more of his threesome jokes.
Cl: If we’re lucky maybe he’ll “Yeehaa!” again.
We got up and walked away.
Ma: And we’re in love with this guy?
Cl: I guess so.
So later on that night, when all were asleep; including me, Ma and Cl did that. It probably involved a lot of retarded laughing and stuff but nothing important happened. The next morning, Co woke up. And laughed. A lot. They were joking about it all day long. THE END.
See ya’ll next week for some stuff that isn’t totally pointless.
Bye

CAKE BOSS. (I'm watching it)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. <--- that was me exhaling the week. Hi Zack. Lets talk about the week. We started getting ready for Christmas. We made our Christmas lists, made gingerbread houses, Cole and me went shopping for them, and we went to Julia's Christmas performance at her school. Today, we went to the tree cutting place and cut down a tree and brought it home and decorated it. Zack put the angel on the tree. It was SO CUTE.
Claire hasn't done any shit this week, but Cole has. I know he's just joking to us about having threesomes and shit, but I don't like it; and Claire doesn't either. He's sending her mixed signals and its just plain pissing me off. So, YESTERDAY, Claire and I decided to get back at him. And you'll learn all of it in more detail and in Tommy's perspective LATER, because he's going to put his Hi Bye up here when I'm done. Remember Hi Byes? They're little documents Tommy writes about us pretty much every weekend. yeah, anyway. When Cole was sleeping last night, we put mustard all up in his hair (we ALL hate mustard, except for Zack. He loves it. That's why we have it in our house) and drew on him with permanent marker. He slept through all of it. When he woke up this morning, he was like:
Cole: Maria? Why are you up so early?
Me: Just couldn't sleep. *smiles evilly*
(It really just smelt like mustard, and I couldn't sleep next to THAT)
Cole: it smells weird.
Me: What does?
Cole: I don't know.
he put his hand on his head and saw the mustard and was like "WTF!!?!" And Claire and I couldnt stop laughing all day. it took him forever to get the smell out of his hair, and it took even longer to wipe all the writing off of him. Which was a lot of writing, by the way. I felt like such a child, drawing dicks and boobs all over him. And writing "Stop flirting with other girls" on him, while Claire wrote "Stop sending me mixed signals" And we wrote, "NO THREESOMES" like one million times over. I wrote "Your jokes arent funny" on his ass. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. It was freaking hilarious. But he never got too mad. It was just REALLY funny. So thats what we've been up too this week. We got SOOO much Christmas shopping to do, its crazy.
I hate it when my bra doesnt match my undies.
Like, I HATE IT. But I only have a few pairs that match really well with each other. I want some more for Christmas. Tia Maria and cranberry juice. Oh Zacko, I love yah. WHOA MARIA, WHERED THAT COME FROM? I know where it came from. My dog just jumped up and the couch and layed down next to me. AWEE. I love Dream. Not so much Ayden, though. I havent missed you as much this week (the week before was really hard) and I dont even know why. I don't know why the missing suddenly starting getting so bad, but it did. But I'm starting to feel closish to you again, so its all good. ZACK, YOU REALLY NEED TO HELP ME OUT HERE. I dont know what to get Cole for Christmas!!! I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. FUCCCKKKK!!!!!
Okay, Maria, calm down now. I want to be organized. Lets be organized.
The Twins: No problems this week, and no milestones. Ivy is starting to teeth a lot, but not Lily. They are both starting to say mama and dada, but again, Ivy is talking more. Ivy mostly says Mama, and Lily mostly says Dada. It's pretty awesome, cause Lily is the needy one and STILL wakes up a lot in the middle of the night, but she cries for Dada a lot; so I get to stay in bed while he cuddles her. I gotta admit though, I'm having some personal issues regarding the twins lately. I feel really bad for not breastfeeding them. I guess you wouldnt know, cause your not a mommy, but its like a really deep way to connect with your baby; and I did with Zack and Skye and I want to with them; BUT I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH MILK INSIDE OF ME! In case you dont know, for the twins, I pump all the milk I can and mix it in with a certain formulas and WAALAAA! But, honestly. It gets me down.
Zack and Skye: ARE FREAKING IN LOVE WITH THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS CONCEPT!! They're both yelling out random Christmas words like "Santa!!" "Kissma Twee!" And "Snow!!"
Claire: is still on first name basis. :D GOOD FOR HER!! We're getting along pretty well, but it just gives me another thing to stress about: WHAT AM I GOING TO GET CLAIRE? Do I have to get her something? Cause, I don't really like her THAT much. And I'm giving her a place to live. And food and water and stuff. But I do want to get her something when it comes down to it, but WHAT!!?! I hope you're going through some kind of problem like this too. That way we can help each other.
Cole: Is sexy. really, really, sexy.
And I: Well, I'm off to bed. I'll talk to you soon, and I'll talk to the rest of you soon; but until them, look at that picture I gave you this week of the puppy. It's so fucking adorable, I know.
And if your bored, go buy me some matching bras and undies. (I only like thongs, please!:) Then come see us again, and give them to me. Or, just leave them at my doorstep. Thanks.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU!! :D
(oh, and with that bra/thong gift, write a note to Cole to stop with all the sexual jokes) THANKS, LOVE YAH!
Mariaxx

DAMN. :(

Hi Vanessa.
I haven't written to you in a while, but this one is gunna have to be short. Don't ask why. If your a mother of four kids and a guardian of a FREAKING ANNOYING little boy, you'll understand. In my world, you'd be ready for bed five minutes after waking up. And we've been busy lately with CHRISTMAS COMING UP!! :D So, yeah. Anyway, there was a quick something I wanted to tell you.
Today, Julia had this Christmas musical at her school, and she had a pretty big part in it. We all went there, and she was freaking adorable. And then at the end, she ran into Cole and Claire's arms, and I think something just hit me. I mean, Cole pretty much has this whole other life. He has two kids with another girl; and in some retarded way, they're a family of their own. And they all love each other so much, and I feel like I'm getting in the way. There must have been something in the way she lit up when she saw "mummy and daddy", or something in Cole and Claire's smiles, when they saw her and looked at each other. Maybe it was when their son, Jaxon, took a picture of the three of them hugging each other and said "This ones going in the memory books." Whatever it was, it freaking killed me. I KNOW Cole loves his other family, and I KNOW I'm holding him back from loving them the way he should. I want him to be as happy as he can, but he can't just have two families. Can he? I don't know if what I'm doing, whatever I'm doing, is right or wrong. I could really use your advice right now. But we'll talk later, okay? I'm tired, and I think I'm gunna talk to Cole about this whole ordeal. THANKS FOR LISTENING! :)
Mariaxx

AWESOME TIME WITH COLE

I know we were never really friends, and you know nothing about me and its pretty awkward- but the more this blog is written in, the better Maria feels. And, besides, if would have been cool if we were friends. I wish we could have been. Cause I'm not as big a tool as I was around you. Incase you didnt notice, I don't open up to people easily. And I guess even though we can't really be friends anymore, I'll just be friends with you on here... without you knowing. It'll be fun. Cool.
So if you gotta know one thing about me its that I like to brag about my babies. So, I'm gunna show you a picture of my TWO year old son.

AND a picture of Ibee.

AND one of Lily.

AND ONE OF SKYE!

You should also know that I get distracted really easily and I started this email an hour ago and forgot about it a million times. Cool. That was your AWESOME TIME WITH COLE. See you soon.

my christmas list

hi zack i had a sleepover with my friends on saturday and it was really fun becuase we are all really awesome and you arent and you suck and zack is two and time goes by so fast and wow and me and travis and jaxon and jake are all gunna do something awesome (a prank but i wont mention it here) maria says i need to make my christmas list so im going to here. That was all one sentense MUAHAHAHAHHAHA I am awesonme.
1) A really warm and awesome blanket.
2) COD black opps (she wont get it for me cause i'll get "obsessed")
3) A laptop with a webcam.
4) To unblock the restricted sites (its about time)
5) Some condoms. Gold ones.
6) A laundry basket.
7) A bunch of cooking supplies.
8) Some drums.
9) A day off school.
10) Some binoculars
11) a rope
12) a face mask
13) a morph suit
14) That cowboy suit
15) a fishing rod
16) Some fish hooks.
17) a boat to fish in
18) A car
19) A radio installed in my jeep
20) A brain
21) Something hand made
22) Cooking stuff
23) A hat
24) Another nephew
25) a really big bra.
My biggest wish for christmas is you guys. But the list of things I really want would make Maria sad. But it goes like this:
1) To see Carty again
2) To see Kellyanne again
3) to see Miley again
4) To see Vanessee again
5) To see Tom again
6) To see Derek again
7) To see Jeremy again.
8) To see Tina Llamas again
9) To see TEDDY again!
10) Hell, even to see you again.
11) To go to your cabin.
12) To see Marias reaction when she sees you again
13) To ride in my jeep with Carty
14) To tell Tom my secrets
15) To do some cool dances
16) To hear your "funky" vocabulary again
17) To have a campfire again
I just want you to hear us when we talk to you. I want to know whats going on with you. I want you guys to be happy but i dont know if you are. You could be dead. if you are dead, you should send me a dream tonight. ok? thanks. i hope your alive. Im really really sad. i think cole and maria are too sometimes but they dont really show it. im not supposed to be this way. but im really sad and i just wanna feel closer to you. I miss you all so much, im supposed to be married to kellyanne. I dont even know if we got a divorse and what about Vanessee's boobs? I wonder if they are just as big as before or even BIGGER. I wonder what new words you say. I bet if you were here youd say things like grenade and snooki from jersey shore. And I bet Maria and Kellyanne would talk abotu sexy guys from harry potter and maybe Vanessee too. I try not to think about Cartman cause thats the worst. what if he doesnt think of me? What if he has new best friends? What if he doesnt even care if I see him again? What if he doesnt want to see me again? That would be the worst. I miss him so much. I miss all of you. I'm sorry i always said i wanted you to die. i didnt. you were always really awesome. i get why you left. maria fucked up. but i did too and even cole. we all messed up and have so many regrets. im sorry. i think we all are. i want to hope again and i want to believe in miracles. you guys were like a miracle to us. i know i sound really stupid right now though and i think if you saw this youd be like "fuck they're such a depressing family, im never going back to them" but we arent. Wed have a fun tmie if we saw you again. I just miss you thats all. but your still really ugly, sorry.
i dont have a lisp anymore.

Pac Man can't be plural, only singular.

What an uneventful week this has been. I mean, seriously, other than planning for Zack's birthday party we've done NOTHING! Claire is on first name basis for now (I usually just call her home wrecker) because she hasnt done anything for a while. I dont think this note will be very long, dear Zack, because I feel like playing with some of Zacks new toys. He got A LOT! BUT, HEY! I GOT A STORY FOR YOU!
So on yesterday, Tommy decided to have his friends sleep over. It was all pretty chills but his friends are so CREEPY! I mean, I shouldnt be scared that a ten year old is gunna rape me, should I? But I am. That Travis, he's all for the sick jokes and that little Jake... well, hes the CREEPIEST! Because I think he really does have some kind of crush on me. He always blushes and stuff. And instread of Travis saying, "your sexy" he says "Your beautiful.." and its like... "okay buddy.... thanks. IM MARRIED AND YOUR TEN." yeah. That wasnt really the story I was gunna tell you.
So a bunch of people came to Zacks birthday party today, and you know Rebekah? The cute little Amish girl whos parents were in a plane crash and she has no guardian? yeah, her. Well, someone might be adopting her; and they've been hanging out lately. So her current guardian lady came to the party... and IT WAS KATIE. You know, Katie? I told the story a few letters ago. it was the day before Zack's FIRST birthday I met her. Remember when Cole went to Calgary and did bad stuff and beat up a guy (the guy died) Katie was that guys girlfriend. I mean, HOW CRAZY IS THAT? Yeah. We were pretty shocked. And then even Claire got Zack a present. Which wasnt necissary cause she barely has money for her kids christmas presents. I hate the way Cole smiled at her (although that smile is sexy)
But Claire is still Claire for now. Unless something happens this week. Then its back to "Hey homewrecker" or "see yah whore"
I love Cole. I missed you yesterday, and he gave me a REALLY BIG HUG. But you know, hes my husband, I think he has too. IM EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS. Titilating.
Yeah, but I dont know what I'm going to get anyone
espesially Cole. UGH. Apparently he has like THE BEST present for me.
He better be taking me back to Aitutaki.
Thats right, I'm setting my standards HIGH. Like a g6.
Im gunna go make some babies.
actually im kissing. I'm not really going to.
I meant to say kidding.
I could go up for some kissing.
MY BUTT HURTS.
Lets talk tomorrow, I'm still pretty busy right now.
Obviously, I have four kids.
WHY CANT I JSUT BE A NORMAL 23 YEAR OLD GIRL?

He was over 400 pounds, 17 years old.

OH HEY GUYS ITS COLE. Im watching the Biggest loser with Maria right now, she says I need to write to you. I wasn't supposed to tell you she told me to write to you. Im just supposed to be nice. or something. Aw, two people on the biggest loser got skinny and love each other. HE ENGAGED TO HER. Maria thinks its pretty freaking adorable. My proposal was better than his. Maria says it would have been sweeter if we were obese and then lost weight together. How rude. I worked hard on that proposal. It cost a lot. A LOT. Shes taller than him. Man, it would be weird if Maria were taller than me. She's pretty short though. So its all good. Shes actually very short. I don't want Zack to be short when he grows up, he has to play sports. WAIT, THATS BAD PARENTING. He has to do what he loves when he grows up. But I bet that will be sport related. His parents were never really into sports though. I would have been. But I never really got the chance to do any sports. I never had the chance to do much. HEY! NOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME! UGH STUPID PHONE CALL. I dont want to be a johovana witness. I'm a Catholic man. I like to pray. HEY, NOW YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING ABOUT ME. Lets learn more about Cole. It'll be fun.
- I never had the chance to do much.
- I like to pray.
- I like to think I'm pretty good at getting people to meditate.
- I don't like airplanes. They scare me. A LOT.
- I kind of sort of believe in aliens. (I think they put the moon here)
- I like the moon.
- I like the winter time a lot too. It would be my favorite season if it didnt last so long.
- I'd eat ketchup with anything.
- I fuckin hate crickets.
- I never really liked cars.
- Sometimes when I see a kid with their mom, I wonder if I'm their dad. (Cause its possible)
- I want to go to university.
- I kinda want Zack to have a brother.
goodbye friends.

Hi Zack. Hot girls are sooooo hot. maria is letting me have a sleepover this weekened YAY

``The Award goes to JUSTIN BIEBER!``

So I'm watching the "American Music Awards" at the moment and Enrique Enlgasias is preforming. His microphone is auto tuned. He can't really sing but he's pretty sexy to he's allowed to cheat. I really like the font of this weeks picture. Its called "A turtle and Two Doves" or something. I think I'm gunna use it more often. I also LOVE how your last name is love, cause it could be "Zack Love's weekly subscription" as in, its YOUR weekly subscription or it could be "Zack loves weekly subscription" like, you just LOVE these weekly subscriptions. WOOOO!! GO ENRIQUE!!!! I think its so sexy when people can speak other languages. When Cole speaks Italian I'm just like DAMN. But italian accents are kind of gross... but Cole doesnt sound like Mario so its all good. I really hate how my name is spelt so close to Mario. Theres such a huge difference though. Mario vs. Maria. Who do you think would win? Miley Cyrus is preforming now. She's actually NOT ripping off her clothes. Sorry dude, but after she wrote "Can't be Tamed" I kinda wanted to... uh. I don't know. I just dont like her anymore. This show is really distracting me :P OKAY, I SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT OUR WEEK, HEY? I feel like stuff actually happened :)
Stuff that happened: Kay, lets think. MONDAY! Cole won tickets to the PRE SCREENING of Harry Potter, so him, me, AND Tommy all went to see it! OMG ZACK, IT WAS SO AMAZING! I mean, I dont really ever dislike things, but there is no doubt in my mind that that isnt an amazing movie. Did that make sense? The black eyed pees are distracting me. ANYWAY, I REALLY LIKED IT! Voldemort is chasing everyone down, and Harrys all... "DESTROY THE WHORECRUXES!" And I was like, yeah, Harry, please go destroy Claire. And it was kinda weird when Harry and Hermione were having sex in the mist, but you know... whatever. THEN ON TUESDAY... really nothing happened. And Wednesday was pretty normal too. The babies all take a swimming class that day, and I get to watch Cole play with all the kids in the pool. Its very nice to see. :) OOH, KATY PERRY IS SINGING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like watching her sing. So much. Theres a bunch of little boys singing too. I really love her. Really, really... A LOT. She's my favorite. She messed up, but thats okay. I love her. So much. Okay, anyway, Nothing happened on the eighteenth, but I memorized a youtube video :) CLICK THIS! I MEMORIZED THIS! And then proceeded to go to the PREMIERE of Harry Potter with Cole. (Its great, I can go out with him and Claire gets to stay home and babysit. She actually is a really good babysitter, and a good person.) But then on Friday, she kissed Cole. Cole didn't know I was there, I kinda just walked in on the wrong time. I don't really know what to think of it. if anything, it just made me miss all of you. It would be a lot better if I could rant to you. And if you could offer me some kind words, I would be SO happy. Cole and I talked about it. We're both okay. I guess. Cole likes her a lot. And he's starting to admit that. But he wants to fight it. I dont know if he should. Maybe if he just accepts it he'll be fine. I dont know. It's all a little too confusing, and I don't like to think about it. Claire loves him. That's all. And I'm not mad at her. And I'm not mad at Cole. I just wish they didnt love each other so much.
The babies (and Tommy): I can't even believe Zack is almost two. It's like... impossible. I don't want to face the facts :( IT SUCKS. He's growing up too fast, and mummy feels old, and mummy just wants her baby boy. I got lots of baby girls, BUT I WANT MY BABY BOY! Skye is talking a lot now, I LOVE IT! They both do. And the twins are always sitting up. AND TEETHING! THEY ARE BOTH TEETHING! Ivy is probably going to get her teeth a little sooner, but they are both chewing on EVERYTHING! And it's also a little painful for them, but mummy and daddy are helping them through that. But Lily is a little ahead of Ivy in the crawling stage. She's ALMOST there, but Ivy still has quite a ways to go.
Today: Today Tommy ran up to me, and BEGGED me to have his friends over for a sleepover next weekend. I decided he could (I really hope I don't regret that decision) and he got SO EXCITED! It was freakin CRAZY. Cole and I have been going through the kids clothes, donating things the dont use and stuff like that. He wants to go through MY clothes now. Apparently they get everywhere, and new clothes just keep appearing. Hm, thats weird, Cole... I wonder how that happened... :) BUT SERIOUSLY, I DONT WANNA GIVE ANYTHING ELSE UP! But thats what we're about to be up too. After I'm done writing this, its off to the closet for me.
aight Zack, thats whats been up with us this week.
Well, actually, lets break the ice here. Do you feel the tension? or is that just me? I miss you A TON. Maybe the hope is jusst fading more and more, but I don't know really. I just miss you. And I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! IS THAT SO HARD!?!? Uh. Whatever. ONE THING IS FOR SURE: its possible. And if its possible, hope is possible. I just dont know if I should hope. Should I? or am I just getting my hopes up when theres nothing to hope for? Still, I'd rather have false hope than face you being gone. Sorry, I think vulnerable, retarded Maria is starting to come up. Lets call THAT side of me Mario. Cause that is the stupid side.
I really am happy! :D
Cole keeps saying he has THE BEST Christmas present for me. Ever since yesterday, and I'M REALLY CURIOUS. But I have NO IDEA what to get him. what do you want for Christmas? Cool.
ehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehe. The thought of intercourse just came into my head. How's your sex life going? Mine's PRETTY GOOD, I gotta say. But well, maybe thzat wasnt something I should have said. Taylor Swift sings about Taylor Laughter.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA. "back to December." You heard that song? yeah, its about him.
I think they should get back together. Maria is all for Taylor and Taylor. "So this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night. And I go back to December all the time." Thats kinda weird, it reminds me of the times we were douchebags in December. December 15th 2007- remember that? Everything changed that day. For me, anyway. You said you`d always be there to catch me or something like that. YOU LIAR! Its all good though. I got other people to catch me. And memories of you catch me when I fall, too. Your pretty much the only reason I fall though. Well, it isnt YOU. its the missing of you. and the memory of you.
BUT I`M OKAY! REALLY, I AM! I THINK MARIO JUST CAME BACK FOR A SECOND. UGH.
Taylor Swift is really pretty. WHAT, SHES SINGING A SONG NOW THAT SHE DOESNT EVEN SING! `its too late to apologize` I bet you thats what Taylor said to Taylor :(

Tommy is better than you, Zack.

Dear.. um... Zack. Dear Zack,
im gunna write to u cuz ur the most painless cuz u arnt as cool as the rest of ur family and i dont miss u too bad so i can write to u without being sad. i cant write it anyone else cuz i wanna cry. but u suck so i can. im tommy and i am doing good. maria says i need to write notes here too. we all do but i dunno why maria is just kind of stuiped like that. a lot has changed since u left but its not really bad the only bad thing is that we miss u. the rest is just funny cuz maria is funny now i no its weird how can she be funny? but she is and cole plays video games with me and its lots of fun and JAXON IS LIVING WITH ME AND IT IS SOO FUN. cuz jaxon is claires son and claire is coles ex girlfriend and they had sex when they were teenagers and had jaxon and his sister julia and claire is having an affair with cole lately and its funny but anyway she is broke and has to live with us and its fun cuz me and jaxon are like bffs now. i tell him about Carty cuz Carty is so boss and pro. i have 2 other best friends named travis and jacob he is mexican and i love mexicans and tacos. travis and jaxon are white. so now i got them as best friends but if Carty were here he would be mhy best friend i think u and maria are stuiped cuz just cuz u dont like each other i shoud still get to see Carty. that makes sense right? the scariest thing ever is if carty dosent miss me. i hope he didnt forget about me that really scares me i miss him a lot. i miss kellyanne too i wonder how big her boobs are now and i miss ur wife and even miley. i miss tom too and teddy even tho he is a douchebag. i think i am writing runon sentenses but its not cool to write with grammar. i am awesome and today we went bowling and i did good cole really really really really really really really really really really really sucks but thats ok he is kinda funny and maria is better then we thought she would be. cole and marias babys are annoying but zack is pretty awesome i like him he is almost two. im almost eleven and i think my voice is starting to crack. i dont have a lisp anymore. ya i am awesome anyway here is a pic of me in action.
ps i think we shoud hang out sometime and i am gunna email u more often
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

pps: I just wrote with no grammar, but I'm pretty good at using grammar. See? yeah. Cool. BYEEEEE.
I wanna fill the spaces here. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS TOMMY LIKES BOOBS AND GIRLS AND KISSSING GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TOMMY THINKS YOUR WIFE IS SEXYY AND TOMMY IS HAPPY CUZ HE LIVES WITH A SEXY GIRL NAMED CLAIRE AND SHE IS SEXY AND I SPY ON HER ALLL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOMMY WANTS TO PULL A PRANK MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!boobs make girls sexy. But Claires boobs arent really that big but thats okay she is still so sexy. I love the bitch fights Claire and Maria have they always call each other whotres and home wreckers and sluts and skanks. and fun stuff like that. its funny. and they are both sexy so its even better.

Lizzie McQuire

HEY THERE VANESSA.
I need to talk to yah. Maria has been having a lot of "flash backs" today about you guys. And she really misses you. So I got a question for you. When your crying, what does Zack do about it? I mean, Maria cries sometimes. And I comfort her sometimes. But when it comes to her missing you, I don't really know what to do. I mean. SOMETIMES SHE JUST DOESNT STOP CRYING. And it gets me all nervous, and I mean, I'm not really a funny guy. I'm just that awkward cute guy that everyone loves. :) Not that I feel awkward around Maria, its just that its awkward comforting her because she's missing the guy she cheated on me with. I'm Cole. By the way.
hi.
It really bothers me to see Maria so upset about you. She misses all of you SO much, and it hurts me. Because, I mean, she could be so happy if she could go out to starbucks with you sometimes, or name some furniture with Kellyanne, or teach Cartman to cook, or force Zack to watch Harry Potter with him (cause I'm tired of her forcing me too) Its just those simple things that would make her so much more happy. She is a happy girl, but its plain to see that theres this one thing holding her back from being happy to her full potential.
I don't know what to tell her in times like these. I can't say "its okay, you'll see them again." Because we most likely wont see you again. When you miss people, what do you want to hear? People who havent passed on, I mean. Because when someone has passed away, they're gone. There's no hoping they'll come back. But in this case, its like... your missing. And you aren't coming back, but theres still a little space left for hope. And... it's POSSIBLE. That pisses me off so much. If you can be here, I just wish you were here. And if you can't be here, I just wish it was impossible to see you. But then we'd have to go through the grief all over again. And that would suck.
LETS JSUT LAY THIS OUT PLAIN AND SIMPLY.
Come back into our lives. My wife misses all of you way too much, and she needs some more laughs. I could use some, too. Hell, we all could.
But enough about that, theres another reason I gotta talk to you too. You know. Uh. Claire. yeah, I'm sure Maria's told you a wee bit about her. Something kinda happened today, and I'm pretty freaking confused by it. We were just chillin on the couch and then we started fighting. I can't even remember why, but I got so pissed off. She was going on about how I don't love Jaxon and Julia and shit like that, and then I said some shit. And then I blew up in her face and we both shut up. And kinda just looked at each other. And then she kissed me. And I guess it was all fairly... normal. I don't feel very normal telling you this though. Probably because I've kissed you before, or because that's pretty much all I've done with you. But out of all the Love's, your the one I know the best. Actually. Cartman probably is. Maybe I should have written to him instead. But your cooler than him.
Anyway, its not really the kiss that makes it bad. Its that, this time, not a single part of me wanted to stop. I wanted to kiss her. And I kept kissing her until she pulled away. I don't know why I did that. I shouldnt have done that. I'm pretty pissed at myself.
JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW.
Yeah, Cole's still alive.
I still kinda miss you, too.

HARRY HARRY POTTER!

DEAR ZACK,
I LOVE MY HUSBAND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
He got super sick last night and I stayed up almost all night taking care of him; but he was so intent on getting better and I didn't know why. BUT HE TOTALLY WON SCREENING TICKETS TO HARRY POTTER! So he took me to it tonight, and IT WAS SO AMAZING! SO SOOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSOOSO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! I cried when Dobby died, and when Harry was drowning I was freaking out and when Ron came back I was like AAWEEEEEE and it was all so amazing. Anyway, yeah. Thats all i needed to say.
I have SOOOO MUCH WORK TO DO! I shouldnt be emailing you, but whatever. it was a quick one anyway. Just needed to tell you that I love my husband. A LOT.

I decided NOT to talk about Claire in this one.

That is my favorite part of every week. But when it comes to deciding what picture I should use, it all goes blank. If you could look up ANYTHING on Google Images, what would it be? I mean, what is the most AWESOME thing out there? .... um, on second thought, dont answer that. We all know your answer would be dicks, or sexy abs. But, please, I'd rather you refrain from that. Even though the second one DOES suit my fancy... mm, sexy abs. But not abs of STEAL or anything, those guys on those commercials are just discrusting.
I paited my nails like half an hour ago and I'm trying not to get my keyboard all green. It's a christmas green. I really like it, I'm getting in the Christmas mood. I dont know what to get Cole for christmas, its always the HARDEST thing to think of. I don't even remember what I got him last Christmas... hm... wait. why the heck am I talking about Christmas?
I SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT MY SON'S SECOND BIRTHDAY THATS COMING UP! November 29th. YAHOOO! Last year, the day before Zack's birthday, Cole was in a really bad... uh... mood, I guess. And he ran away to Calgary and got high and got into a fight with some guy. (The other guy didnt make it.) I HAVENT REALLY TOLD YOU THIS STORY IN DETAIL, HAVE I? Well, it went a little like this...
I woke up in the middle of the night, and Cole just WASNT there. We werent arguing or ANYTHING OF THE SORT. He was just gone. I stayed up all night, well, I slept, but it was pretty restless. He never answered any of my calls. And he wasnt back by nine in the morning, so Maria went on a little mission. I called Brennah and Jason. Jason answered.
Jason: Hello?
Me: Hi. Do you know where Cole is? I don't know where he went.
Jason: Oh...
He totally knew.
Me: His car is gone. He's been gone since at least one thirty. Cause he wasnt there at 1:30 when I woke up.
Jason: Oh... uh.... thats not good...
Me: Do you have any idea where he is?
Jason: Uh... he was talking to me last night. I don't know where he is but he said he wanted to get high...
Me: Do you know who he's with?
Jason: No idea.
Me: Call him, he'll probably answer to you and then can you call me back?
Jason: Sure.
Okay so skip a few minutes. The phone rang.
Me: Hi.
Jason: He's in Calgary, but he wont tell me who he's with. He says he's safe but he doesnt sound right.
Me: Do you know what he did last night at all?
Jason: I dont know. I think he was with a girl.
Me: Kay, thank you. Tell me if you know anything else blah blah blah blah
Jason: blah blah blah blah blah blah bye
I didnt have time to be mad at the fact that he jsut ditched, got high, and more than likely cheated on me. I was too busy being RESPONSIBLE. I brought Zack and Skye, Tommy went to a friends house. The car ride was so long, but the kids were really good. When I got close I called Cole and he picked up.
Cole: HELLO?
Ma: Hi Cole, its Maria. Calm down. Answer these questions.
Cole: Okay, what?
Maria: Are you high?
Cole: Yes and drunk but I want to come home and I’m sorry and-
Maria: Okay, Cole. Where’s your car?
Cole: I don’t know Maria, I’m sorry, Maria wait. I’m hurt. I think-
Maria: Okay, whatever you do, don’t get in that car. Are you okay?
Cole: No, no, it hurts. My head hurts and my face.
Maria: Do you remember what happened?
Cole: Got into a fight. Cause there was a guy and he pissed me off so I punched him.
Maria: What are you feeling?
Cole: Tired. I’m so tired but it’s not even normal and I’m bleeding too much and I think you should call 9-1-1 because I forget what their number is.
Maria: Okay, love. Tell me what you see and where you are.
Cole: I’m in a back alley like in the movies. And by the alley is a hotel thing. A crappy one. It’s in the main city part I think.
Maria: Can you read me a sign you see?
Cole: Holiday- in- Express-
Maria: I’ll call you back. Stay awake.
Cole: Where are you going Ma? Don’t leave.
Ma: I’m going to call 9-1-1 for you and I’ll call you right back.
Cole: Thank you Maria, thank you. I’m sorry I love you.
Maria: I love you too, bye.
Then I called 911, then found the alley. And i was SO shocked. There was him, and this other guy, on the pavement. Bleeding. A lot. Like, they were DYING. More the other guy than Cole. Cole's head and lip were the worst. The other guy... well, he was bleeding so much i didnt know where it was coming from. They were both unconcious.
Maria: COLE, WAKE UP.
He didnt. But he was breathing and he seemed like he'd be okay. Then I heard this voice. It was really weak. I turned over to the other guy. he was dying.
Ma: Hang in there, the ambulance is coming.
I reached into his jean pocket and found a cell, then I strolled down his contacts list.
Maria: You married? Just nod.
He nodded no.
Maria: You live with your mom?
He nodded no again.
Maria: Live with your girlfriend?
Man: Katie.
He whispered. I found the Katie on his list and dialed the number.
Ka: Hi, where are you?
Ma: Hi. Sorry this isn’t your boyfriend. He got into a fight in some back alley with my husband. I called an ambulance for the both of them.
There was silence for a few long seconds.
Ka: Is he okay?
Ma: He’s half- Conscious but he has serious injuries. The ambulance Is here now. Will you meet me at the hospital? My name’s Ma Faith.
Ka: Okay, thank you. I’ll be right there. Can you stay on the phone with me?
Ma: Yeah. But I have to talk to the ambulance people really quick.
Ka: Okay.
Ambulance guy?: Is this your husband?
Ma: No. But help both of them please.
Ambulance guy?: For sure.
They started loading the guys and I talked to Ka on the phone, and we both comforted each other. I got in the my car with the babies and the long trip to the hospital began. I talked to Ka the whole way and we got to the hospital around the same time.
I was in the waiting room, sitting with my babies, X playing with a single toy on my lap, Sk sleeping in her carrier. A girl went up to the desk, and I wasn’t paying attention until I heard her say my name.
Ma: I’m right here.
I called out.
Ma: Are you Ka?
She looked at me and shook her head in amazement.
Ka: Yeah.
She took the chair beside me.
Ka: you’re… really pretty. Sorry if that sounds weird…
Ma: It’s not. Thanks. I like your eyes. Green. I like green eyes.
Ka: Thanks. Are these yours?
Ma: Yeah.
Ka: They’re cute. Really cute. How old are they?
Ma: This guy, X, he turns one tomorrow. And the baby girl, Sk, she’s 2 months.
Ka: My God, she looks like a new born.
Ma: She’s pretty premature.
Ka: Oh.
Ma: Look, I’m sorry for what my husband did. He never does these things, he’s a good guy. He just… well, something happened and he went out and got all high and drunk and screwed up. I live near Edmonton and he was all the way out here. I had no idea.
Ka: It wasn’t your fault, and I don’t totally blame… what’s his name?
Ma: Co.
Ka: I don’t completely blame Co. A lot of it was Steven’s fault. He gets angry easily. Got mad at me, probably got mad at Co.
Ma: I hope he’s okay.
But when I saw him in the alley, I knew he wouldn’t be okay.
Ka: I do too. And Co. I hope he’s okay. Especially if he has two babies. They’re really close in age, aren’t they?
Ma: Nine months apart.
Ka: Wow.
Ma: *smiles* Yeah.
OKAY, THIS IS GETTIN INTO TO MUCH DETAIL. Anyway, Steven passed away and Cole was okay. :( I'm sorry. This was supposed to be about my week,wasnt it? Oops.
SO, ZACKS SECOND BIRTHDAY! It will be much better than the first.
ANOTHER THING TO BE EXCITED FOR IS HARRY POTTER! Cole got us tickets for the PREMERE! YES, I GET A DATE WITH COLE! SCOOORRE! Not much happened this week. Man, my life has to get more exciting. I really am excited for Christmas. And I love Katy Perry. A LOT. I'm hungry.
BUT ONE GREAT THING WITH IVY HAPPENED TODAY! SHE CAN SIT UP ALL BY HERSELF, TOO!! YAYY!!! Now all our family can sit. How wonderful. They're five months old now. WOW. Its so amazing, actually. I LOVE BABIES! In fact, I took quite a few pictures of my beautiful 5 month olds. OH BTW, they had some REAL food this week and both LOVED it! Lily LOVES apple sauce, and Ivy... well, she just loves EVERYTHING!
Okay dude, Im hungry so I'm gunna jet but I LOVE YOU. And you rock. Etc etc.
Mariaxx