OH HEY GUYS ITS COLE. Im watching the Biggest loser with Maria right now, she says I need to write to you. I wasn't supposed to tell you she told me to write to you. Im just supposed to be nice. or something. Aw, two people on the biggest loser got skinny and love each other. HE ENGAGED TO HER. Maria thinks its pretty freaking adorable. My proposal was better than his. Maria says it would have been sweeter if we were obese and then lost weight together. How rude. I worked hard on that proposal. It cost a lot. A LOT. Shes taller than him. Man, it would be weird if Maria were taller than me. She's pretty short though. So its all good. Shes actually very short. I don't want Zack to be short when he grows up, he has to play sports. WAIT, THATS BAD PARENTING. He has to do what he loves when he grows up. But I bet that will be sport related. His parents were never really into sports though. I would have been. But I never really got the chance to do any sports. I never had the chance to do much. HEY! NOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ME! UGH STUPID PHONE CALL. I dont want to be a johovana witness. I'm a Catholic man. I like to pray. HEY, NOW YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING ABOUT ME. Lets learn more about Cole. It'll be fun.
- I never had the chance to do much.
- I like to pray.
- I like to think I'm pretty good at getting people to meditate.
- I don't like airplanes. They scare me. A LOT.
- I kind of sort of believe in aliens. (I think they put the moon here)
- I like the moon.
- I like the winter time a lot too. It would be my favorite season if it didnt last so long.
- I'd eat ketchup with anything.
- I fuckin hate crickets.
- I never really liked cars.
- Sometimes when I see a kid with their mom, I wonder if I'm their dad. (Cause its possible)
- I want to go to university.
- I kinda want Zack to have a brother.
goodbye friends.
No comments:
Post a Comment