Heyyooo, my name is MARIOOOO. no, not Mario. I mean... MariOOOOO. with the rolled R and what not. You know. Like Rico. From Hannah Montana. Thats what I meant.
Hey Zack. I decided your weekly subscriptions are going to be on Sunday. Because then I can tell you how old the twins are, WEEK BY WEEK! Exciting, I know. Now I can blabber on about my children forever and ever; and there is NOTHING you can do about it! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I love Rico from Hannah Montanta. Man, you don't even understand the love I have for that boy. Okay, cool. Now onto real life.
Hm. Not too much has been going on in Zackaroni's life. But he's having a great time hanging out with Uklommy and Akon. (They're getting pretty annoyed of him, though) He's pretty chills with Claire living with us, unlike his mumma who freakin hates it. I don't know what he should call Claire, but he better NOT end up calling her AuntyAir. Cause I'm scared thats what its gunna end up being. She should just be air. Thats sounds cool. And then she goes with Skye. But I dont want her to go with Skye. I kinda just want her to get the heck out, to be honest.
Aw man, I really feel the need to look up why cats like temptations so much. Cause DAMN, EVEN MY DOGS LIKE IT! Did I mention that my kitty passed away? The end of summer, he did. I dont know why. Man, I miss that guy. Rascal, he was a good cat. He killed all our mice. Oh well, Ayden does that too. WE HAVENT EVER REALLY TALKED ABOUT MY DOGS, HAVE WE!? Oh man, Dream is almost three years old! You got her for me, remember? Yeah, and for no particular reason. I think it was cause... oh lord, I dont even know. Probably because I'm so fricken awesome. I get dogs every day for being so awesome. Anyway, yeah. Dream rocks. She's pretty chill. Ayden isn't. I kinda regret getting him, he's an annoying little fuck. But life just wouldnt be the same without him. Man, I can't find ANYTHING on the Internet about why temptations are so damn good. Hm. Maybe I should just try one and see for myself... (I think I'm convinced now)
OKAY, ON TO SKYE! She's good. Yep. She's expanding her language, and she can walk without tripping! (for the most part) What does her language consist of? Dance, tutime (tutu time), mumma, dada, No, Ack (Zack). I think thats it. But she's improving. I would make a list for Zack, but he's starting to talk A LOT! here, I'll rant off ten in like, ten seconds.
hi, bye, NO, yes, kittycat, puppy, poopy, your, hot, pretty.
Yeah, he calls me pretty. And poopy... But sometimes he calls daddy kittycat. And then Cole sounds like a pussy, so we're all good. MAN, I'M HUNGRY! What should Maria eat today? Hmmmm. brb. OOH, I WANT CEREAL! I'll hurry up this email and go eat some.
SHUT UP, MARIA. THEY ARENT EMAILS ANYMORE.
You, Zack Love, are a douche bag. Go wash your vag.
whoa, wtf. I have some crazy ADD today, let me tell you. Or maybe thats just my mind from living with a slut all week. Cole rocks though. I get presents from him ALL THE FRICKEN TIME, just so we can make Claire jealous ;) Well, Cole says its too let her know he wants me. But I think its just to make her jealous. SHE SHOULD BE JEALOUS. COLE IS SEXY AND HES MINE! I think I have a lot of spelling errors in this one, I can't wait to SPELL CHECK it. WHHHOOOODFJADSFHAJSKDHFKASJDF.
Okay- the twins. They are TWENTY TWO WEEKS OLD! And 147 days old :D Cool. LILY SAT UP ALONE THIS WEEK! YAAAAAYYY LILY! Ivy can laugh :D It's great. Their personalities are really starting to show, but hell, they've always shown. They make cooing noises all the time and are JUST SUCH A JOY TO US ALL. Lily is still waking up in the middle of the night. Next week we are going to get them to try something thats not milk. It'll be good. EXCITING!
Yeah; thats basically it. I'm gunna eat cereal now.
Sending LOL your way. (lots of love.. like the sexy monkey and cat thing in that picture)
Mariaxx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo xx oo
okay, im having too much fun for my own good.
BYEBYEBEYEYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBEYBYEBEYBEYBEYEBYEBBE.
lurrrrveee you BBG.
what a fugly beast. SMACK SMACK SMACK IM GUNNA PLANT ONE ON YOUR TOOOSH.
THATS RIGHT, KISS MY ASS!
Ahem. Lets try this again.
Sending lots of love your way,
Mariaxx
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