im gunna write to u cuz ur the most painless cuz u arnt as cool as the rest of ur family and i dont miss u too bad so i can write to u without being sad. i cant write it anyone else cuz i wanna cry. but u suck so i can. im tommy and i am doing good. maria says i need to write notes here too. we all do but i dunno why maria is just kind of stuiped like that. a lot has changed since u left but its not really bad the only bad thing is that we miss u. the rest is just funny cuz maria is funny now i no its weird how can she be funny? but she is and cole plays video games with me and its lots of fun and JAXON IS LIVING WITH ME AND IT IS SOO FUN. cuz jaxon is claires son and claire is coles ex girlfriend and they had sex when they were teenagers and had jaxon and his sister julia and claire is having an affair with cole lately and its funny but anyway she is broke and has to live with us and its fun cuz me and jaxon are like bffs now. i tell him about Carty cuz Carty is so boss and pro. i have 2 other best friends named travis and jacob he is mexican and i love mexicans and tacos. travis and jaxon are white. so now i got them as best friends but if Carty were here he would be mhy best friend i think u and maria are stuiped cuz just cuz u dont like each other i shoud still get to see Carty. that makes sense right? the scariest thing ever is if carty dosent miss me. i hope he didnt forget about me that really scares me i miss him a lot. i miss kellyanne too i wonder how big her boobs are now and i miss ur wife and even miley. i miss tom too and teddy even tho he is a douchebag. i think i am writing runon sentenses but its not cool to write with grammar. i am awesome and today we went bowling and i did good cole really really really really really really really really really really really sucks but thats ok he is kinda funny and maria is better then we thought she would be. cole and marias babys are annoying but zack is pretty awesome i like him he is almost two. im almost eleven and i think my voice is starting to crack. i dont have a lisp anymore. ya i am awesome anyway here is a pic of me in action.
ps i think we shoud hang out sometime and i am gunna email u more often
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
pps: I just wrote with no grammar, but I'm pretty good at using grammar. See? yeah. Cool. BYEEEEE.
I wanna fill the spaces here. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS TOMMY LIKES BOOBS AND GIRLS AND KISSSING GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TOMMY THINKS YOUR WIFE IS SEXYY AND TOMMY IS HAPPY CUZ HE LIVES WITH A SEXY GIRL NAMED CLAIRE AND SHE IS SEXY AND I SPY ON HER ALLL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOMMY WANTS TO PULL A PRANK MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!boobs make girls sexy. But Claires boobs arent really that big but thats okay she is still so sexy. I love the bitch fights Claire and Maria have they always call each other whotres and home wreckers and sluts and skanks. and fun stuff like that. its funny. and they are both sexy so its even better.
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