What an uneventful week this has been. I mean, seriously, other than planning for Zack's birthday party we've done NOTHING! Claire is on first name basis for now (I usually just call her home wrecker) because she hasnt done anything for a while. I dont think this note will be very long, dear Zack, because I feel like playing with some of Zacks new toys. He got A LOT! BUT, HEY! I GOT A STORY FOR YOU!
So on yesterday, Tommy decided to have his friends sleep over. It was all pretty chills but his friends are so CREEPY! I mean, I shouldnt be scared that a ten year old is gunna rape me, should I? But I am. That Travis, he's all for the sick jokes and that little Jake... well, hes the CREEPIEST! Because I think he really does have some kind of crush on me. He always blushes and stuff. And instread of Travis saying, "your sexy" he says "Your beautiful.." and its like... "okay buddy.... thanks. IM MARRIED AND YOUR TEN." yeah. That wasnt really the story I was gunna tell you.
So a bunch of people came to Zacks birthday party today, and you know Rebekah? The cute little Amish girl whos parents were in a plane crash and she has no guardian? yeah, her. Well, someone might be adopting her; and they've been hanging out lately. So her current guardian lady came to the party... and IT WAS KATIE. You know, Katie? I told the story a few letters ago. it was the day before Zack's FIRST birthday I met her. Remember when Cole went to Calgary and did bad stuff and beat up a guy (the guy died) Katie was that guys girlfriend. I mean, HOW CRAZY IS THAT? Yeah. We were pretty shocked. And then even Claire got Zack a present. Which wasnt necissary cause she barely has money for her kids christmas presents. I hate the way Cole smiled at her (although that smile is sexy)
But Claire is still Claire for now. Unless something happens this week. Then its back to "Hey homewrecker" or "see yah whore"
I love Cole. I missed you yesterday, and he gave me a REALLY BIG HUG. But you know, hes my husband, I think he has too. IM EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS. Titilating.
Yeah, but I dont know what I'm going to get anyone
espesially Cole. UGH. Apparently he has like THE BEST present for me.
He better be taking me back to Aitutaki.
Thats right, I'm setting my standards HIGH. Like a g6.
Im gunna go make some babies.
actually im kissing. I'm not really going to.
I meant to say kidding.
I could go up for some kissing.
MY BUTT HURTS.
Lets talk tomorrow, I'm still pretty busy right now.
Obviously, I have four kids.
WHY CANT I JSUT BE A NORMAL 23 YEAR OLD GIRL?
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