Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I'm Claire. Hows THAT for a grabber?

Hey there. How are you doing? I've never talked to you before, but hacking Maria is pretty fun. Now you get to guess who I am! Wow, I feel pretty retarded writing to you. You probably wont read this anyway, but I know it makes Maria feel a lot better when she writes to you because then she has hope you'll find this. I guess it IS possible. Oh, by the way, I'm Claire. CLAIRE BRIELLE FORGENSON. Ew, what a fucking gross last name. I really do prefer something like your last name, or Coles. Claire Brielle Faith. That just sounds good, doesnt it? And I don't mean it in a home wrecker kinda way... well, for the most part. WHATEVER. MARIAS A WHORE. And quite the slut, so I'm allowed to be a home wrecker. ...Right?
What was life like when Maria home wrecked you? I'm really curious. I hear she wasnt as big a slut. She went all slut on us when you left. So you should come back. Then I wont have the need to kill her. Actually, as long as she's with Cole, I think I'll probably feel that way. Don't get me wrong. I love her. But I'm just SO FUCKING JEALOUS. Who couldnt be? I mean, she's the most beautiful person in existence. She makes people love her. It pisses me off. She's so sweet to EVERYONE, and so funny, and so light hearted, and so heavy hearted at the same time. She can relate to EVERYONE so well, and she has such a way with words. And she sounds like an angel. I want her vocal box. I want her body, and her hair, and her eyes. BUT MOST OF ALL, I WANT HER HUSBAND! Im amazed that she cheated on him once. Who the hell would cheat on Cole? You must be PREETTTYYY sexy. Or maybe she's just a really big whore. Probably a little bit of both. She pretty much only associates with sexy people anyway. Except me. I should get prettier.
Anyway, thats not the point I was trying to get at. The point was, if you DO ever come across this blog. Go back to Maria. And the rest of them. They miss you a lot, and they are all super awesome people; despite how much I bash Maria. Maria's right. I DO have Cole. Apparently when you and her were in the position me and Cole are in now, Maria said she didnt have you. That she needed you as more than a friend. I said that about Cole. But Maria has taught me a heck of a lot. She had you, and she never realized it. If I don't realize that I DO have Cole, he'll be gone too. Man, I love Cole. So much.
I kissed his cheek today :) AND COLE TOTALLY SMILED AFTER I DID! Maria wasnt home. She doenst know yet. But WHO CARES? COLE LIKED IT! :D Anyway, nice talking to you, Zack/marias ex

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