Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. <--- that was me exhaling the week. Hi Zack. Lets talk about the week. We started getting ready for Christmas. We made our Christmas lists, made gingerbread houses, Cole and me went shopping for them, and we went to Julia's Christmas performance at her school. Today, we went to the tree cutting place and cut down a tree and brought it home and decorated it. Zack put the angel on the tree. It was SO CUTE.
Claire hasn't done any shit this week, but Cole has. I know he's just joking to us about having threesomes and shit, but I don't like it; and Claire doesn't either. He's sending her mixed signals and its just plain pissing me off. So, YESTERDAY, Claire and I decided to get back at him. And you'll learn all of it in more detail and in Tommy's perspective LATER, because he's going to put his Hi Bye up here when I'm done. Remember Hi Byes? They're little documents Tommy writes about us pretty much every weekend. yeah, anyway. When Cole was sleeping last night, we put mustard all up in his hair (we ALL hate mustard, except for Zack. He loves it. That's why we have it in our house) and drew on him with permanent marker. He slept through all of it. When he woke up this morning, he was like:
Cole: Maria? Why are you up so early?
Me: Just couldn't sleep. *smiles evilly*
(It really just smelt like mustard, and I couldn't sleep next to THAT)
Cole: it smells weird.
Me: What does?
Cole: I don't know.
he put his hand on his head and saw the mustard and was like "WTF!!?!" And Claire and I couldnt stop laughing all day. it took him forever to get the smell out of his hair, and it took even longer to wipe all the writing off of him. Which was a lot of writing, by the way. I felt like such a child, drawing dicks and boobs all over him. And writing "Stop flirting with other girls" on him, while Claire wrote "Stop sending me mixed signals" And we wrote, "NO THREESOMES" like one million times over. I wrote "Your jokes arent funny" on his ass. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. It was freaking hilarious. But he never got too mad. It was just REALLY funny. So thats what we've been up too this week. We got SOOO much Christmas shopping to do, its crazy.
I hate it when my bra doesnt match my undies.
Like, I HATE IT. But I only have a few pairs that match really well with each other. I want some more for Christmas. Tia Maria and cranberry juice. Oh Zacko, I love yah. WHOA MARIA, WHERED THAT COME FROM? I know where it came from. My dog just jumped up and the couch and layed down next to me. AWEE. I love Dream. Not so much Ayden, though. I havent missed you as much this week (the week before was really hard) and I dont even know why. I don't know why the missing suddenly starting getting so bad, but it did. But I'm starting to feel closish to you again, so its all good. ZACK, YOU REALLY NEED TO HELP ME OUT HERE. I dont know what to get Cole for Christmas!!! I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. FUCCCKKKK!!!!!
Okay, Maria, calm down now. I want to be organized. Lets be organized.
The Twins: No problems this week, and no milestones. Ivy is starting to teeth a lot, but not Lily. They are both starting to say mama and dada, but again, Ivy is talking more. Ivy mostly says Mama, and Lily mostly says Dada. It's pretty awesome, cause Lily is the needy one and STILL wakes up a lot in the middle of the night, but she cries for Dada a lot; so I get to stay in bed while he cuddles her. I gotta admit though, I'm having some personal issues regarding the twins lately. I feel really bad for not breastfeeding them. I guess you wouldnt know, cause your not a mommy, but its like a really deep way to connect with your baby; and I did with Zack and Skye and I want to with them; BUT I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH MILK INSIDE OF ME! In case you dont know, for the twins, I pump all the milk I can and mix it in with a certain formulas and WAALAAA! But, honestly. It gets me down.
Zack and Skye: ARE FREAKING IN LOVE WITH THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS CONCEPT!! They're both yelling out random Christmas words like "Santa!!" "Kissma Twee!" And "Snow!!"
Claire: is still on first name basis. :D GOOD FOR HER!! We're getting along pretty well, but it just gives me another thing to stress about: WHAT AM I GOING TO GET CLAIRE? Do I have to get her something? Cause, I don't really like her THAT much. And I'm giving her a place to live. And food and water and stuff. But I do want to get her something when it comes down to it, but WHAT!!?! I hope you're going through some kind of problem like this too. That way we can help each other.
Cole: Is sexy. really, really, sexy.
And I: Well, I'm off to bed. I'll talk to you soon, and I'll talk to the rest of you soon; but until them, look at that picture I gave you this week of the puppy. It's so fucking adorable, I know.
And if your bored, go buy me some matching bras and undies. (I only like thongs, please!:) Then come see us again, and give them to me. Or, just leave them at my doorstep. Thanks.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU!! :D
(oh, and with that bra/thong gift, write a note to Cole to stop with all the sexual jokes) THANKS, LOVE YAH!
Mariaxx
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