Hi Carty. Its still really sad writing to you, but dont worry I havent forgotten about you. I'll write to you as soon as my heart hurts less. BUT YOU CAN READ ALL MY HI BYES FROM NOW ON, OK!?!?! IT'S GUNNA BE SOOO MUCH FUN. The last one you read was Hi Bye 7. Now we're on Hi Bye 54. For history on Claire, look at Maria's letters to Vanessa.
Hi
Hey there, its T. Again. This week’s episode starts off like almost every other episode- the babies are asleep, and we’re all chilling in the living room. There’s only one new twist to this Hi Bye. I’m sending it to you guys (Carty). WELL, BASICLLY, I’M PUTTING IT UP ON THE WEB. So, it’s possible that Carty WILL see it. And if that’s the case, HI CARTY!!!!
So in the living room tonight was me, Ja, Ma, and Cl. Co was just putting Iv and Li to bed.
Cl: *smiles* I’m going to a job interview on Monday.
Ma never really answered her.
Cl: It’s a police operator job.
Ma never answered her.
Cl: Ma?
Ma: *sighs* I’m busy now. Can I ignore you another time?
Cl: Oh, sorry. What are you busy with, anyway? Seems to me the only thing your ever busy with is pleasuring yourself.
Me and Ja burst out laughing.
Ja: IT’S FUNNY, CAUSE I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE-
T: SHUT UP.
They looked at us, then looked back at each other.
Ma: No. I’m busy drinking.
She held up her wine glass.
Ma: And I think you’re logic wrong. Cause when tonight comes, you’ll be the one in the guest bedroom pleasuring yourself; and I’ll be in my master bedroom with the man you love.
And then she drank all her wine.
Cl: Pardon me, *holds up wine glass* I think you’ve mistaken me with someone who cares.
And then she drank all her wine, just a BIT faster than Ma. And then Co ran upstairs with a box in his hand.
Co: LETS PLAY TWISTER!! *smiles super bigly*
We all laughed at him cause he just looked like such a faggot. Then we just stopped laughing.
Ja: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
T: Me too.
Cl and Ma both just stared at him. Then Co got it. And decided to tell it how it is.
Co: Oh, you guys were bitching at each other. Again. You know, girls, it`s flattering that your fighting over me; but I just wanna play twister.
Ma stood up and walked towards him.
Ma: Sounds good to me. Just remember your mine. *PE*
Cl stood up and walked towards him.
Cl: Sounds like fun.
She put her hands on his chest.
Cl: Just remember, I`m flexible.
Ma: And a home wrecker.
Cl: You`re a whore.
Co: OKAY, COOL. LETS PLAY TWISTER!
He set it up. Me and Ja were pretty much laughing the whole time. We love girl drama.
T: Since I`m the narrator, I`ll spin and sit this round out.
They all looked at me, confused.
T: I`M WRITING A HI BYE. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, GUYS, ITS A SATURDAY!
Co and Ma just said “Okay” but Cl and Ja still looked at me, confused.
T: *sighs* You guys are hopeless. Ja, right foot red.
He did that.
T: Cl, right hand blue.
She did that.
T: Co, left foot green.
Co: YEEEHAAA!
He did that and we all looked at him like WTF. He just gave us a creepy smile. I don’t think he knew that he just sounded like a gay cow boy.
T: Uh... Ma, left hand green.
She did that.
So we went through a couple of rounds with a couple of laughs and Ma and Cl weren’t so mad at each other. But then, things got a little awkward again. Maybe it was just the positions they were in. They were all laughing about it, but Cl was getting really close to Co. (Ja had already fallen at this point)
Ma: If one of you falls on me, I swear to God.
They laughed. Co and Cl were on top of her.
Cl: We should fall on her.
T: Ma, right hand blue.
Ma: Already there.
T: Kay, right foot blue.
Ma: Damn you.
She found a way to do that though.
T: Kay Cl, right hand green.
Cl: Really?
T: The board don’t lie.
Cl: If I get this, I better get that job.
Co: You might get a job?
Cl tried to get into that awkward position.
Ma: Why do you need a job? You already have a fulfilling career as a home wrecker.
Co looked down at her.
Co: Ma.
Ma: I love you. *smiles*
Co: *smiles back*
And then Cl fell over and caused Co to fall over and they crushed Ma. Co was down on top of both of them. They all laughed.
Co: You know, I dream of this sometimes. *smiles at them creepily*
Cl: I do too; except Ma is gone. *smiles at him sexually*
Ma: I need another drink.
She got out of them and took the bottle of wine, and started to chug it. Co and Cl got up and laughed.
Co: Slow down there, girly.
Ma: Shut up, Co.
She was actually mad.
Cl: WELL, THAT WAS A FUN GAME! I’ll just go... over here.
Ma: No. Stay.
Cl: Well that’s a first.
She sat on the couch, next to Ma.
Co: Sweet, now the three of us can have fun together.
He sat in between them. Ma gave him a death glare.
Ma: Or not.
Co: Awe, why so glum, chum?
Ma: I’m not your chum, I’m your wife.
She got up and walked away. PMS MUCH.
Cl: She’s got a point.
Co: I don’t know what I did wrong, but I kind of feel like a dick.
Cl: You should.
Co: Yeah?
Cl: Yeah.
Co: So... what exactly did I do wrong?
Cl: You’re kind of implying that you want me.
Co: How?
She hit him in the head.
Cl: Should’ve had a V8.
Co: I think our family is getting to you.
Cl: How?
He hit her in the back of the head.
Co: The V8 thing is a Faith joke.
Cl: I could get used to being a Faith. *smiles* But seriously, your little threesome jokes really bug Ma.
Co: ... Do they bug you?
Cl: Kind of, yeah.
Co: Oops. Sorry about that.
Cl: All good, your just a guy.
Ja: SO!
T: Yeah, did you guys forget about us? We’re sitting right here.
Co: Oh hey.
Cl: I’ll be right back.
She got up and walked in the direction Ma walked in. I followed stealthily. She went to Ma’s room, where Ma was, just chilling on her bed. Cl sat by her.
Cl: Hi.
Ma: Hey home wrecker.
Cl: You okay?
Ma: I’m kind of a bitch, hey?
Cl: Barely. Just jealous. *smiles*
Ma was quiet.
Cl: I’m kidding!
Ma: Doesn’t it bother you when Co implies that he has feelings for both of us, and he won’t seriously admit it to himself? Of course it doesn’t, you only want him to have feelings for you. Well, I think it’s clear that he does. So good for you, Cl.
Cl: Actually, it does bother me. He’s always sending me mixed signals, you know? He jokes about how he wants me, but when it comes down to it, he always pushes me away. I don’t get it.
Ma: He’s such a guy sometimes.
Cl: All guys are.
Ma looked at her.
Ma: We should get back at him.
Cl: *smiles* How?
Ma: I don’t know, but it has to be awesome.
They sat there and thought for a while.
Cl: I think we need T’s help.
T: OKAY!
I jumped on the bed.
Ma: HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!
T: I’m good at spying, hey?
Cl: ... yeah, sure. Whatever. What can we do to get back at Co?
T: Hm, how mean can this be?
They looked at each other.
Ma: Not very, just funny.
Cl: And simple. ... I’m too lazy to be complicated.
T: Just draw on him with permanent marker tonight. And put mustard in his hair or something.
Ma: *giggles* He hates mustard.
Cl: *laughs* You know, I think we could have figured that one out by ourselves, but lets do it.
Ma: Sweet. Come on, lets go downstairs and listen to more of his threesome jokes.
Cl: If we’re lucky maybe he’ll “Yeehaa!” again.
We got up and walked away.
Ma: And we’re in love with this guy?
Cl: I guess so.
So later on that night, when all were asleep; including me, Ma and Cl did that. It probably involved a lot of retarded laughing and stuff but nothing important happened. The next morning, Co woke up. And laughed. A lot. They were joking about it all day long. THE END.
See ya’ll next week for some stuff that isn’t totally pointless.
Bye
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