Hello people I don't know at all.
It's Claire again, here to chill with you for a while. Cole says that if we were a TV show, I'd be your replacement. I'd be a new main character. SHUT UP, I KNOW EVERYONE HATES THE NEW CHARACTERS!! Everyone just wants the OLD CHARACTERS BACK, SO GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND MEET ME!! Tommy says if you guys were here, him and Cartman would have some good talks about me. I don't think I see that as a good thing though. ANYWAY, since Claire Brielle Forgenson has replaced all of you guys; theres a few things you should know about me. Starting with, IM NOT A BITCH!! Seriously, I'm not! And I'm no psycho either. I'm just in love. Maria tells me its okay. We really dont hate each other. We just love the same guy. They say the whole thing is like Zack and Maria's relationship. Their OLD one. COOL. Now that thats all cleared up, lets make a few lists.
List one- Some random things about me:
- I really like the winter time, mostly for snow boarding.
- I'm a photographer.
- I write poetry sometimes (but I'm nothing compared to Maria)
- I'm in love with Michael Jackson (Tommy hates me for it)
- I REALLLY like the show House. It's like my lover, next to Cole.
- I have a big secret. A really. really. big secret.
- I love suspense. LOVE IT. In shows, and in real life. Same with surprises.
- I don't give to shits if people stare at me. Cause they used to a lot, when I was a single teenage mom.
- I was a total nerd in school. so quiet, and such a freaking nerd. With the braces and spelling bees and everything.
- I LOVE TO EAT MEAT. Yum yum. its a flavour i cant get enough of... oooh, sunny D and rum, yum yum. FUCK MARIA FOR MAKING ME WATCH RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.
Alright guys, I'm really hungry so I'm gunna go grab some grub. (And hopefully talk to Cole, because Maria is asleep MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Now who should I send this to?
Maria says... Zack, Vanessa, Kellyanne, and Miley. No Cartman. He's not cool. And she says to say hi. Hi.
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