WHAT IS WITH MEN AND THEIR SPORTS??

HI VANESSA! :)
It's Maria.
I really have nothing to say, so excuse me if this email SUCKS. I'm watching Glee, they're just singing. I know this show is incredibly stupid, but I like watching it every Tuesday. It gives me something to do. What do you watch on TV? Cool. I like that, too. BUT KNOW WHATS THE BEST? HARRY POTTER!! I KNOW, RIGHT? Isn't Ron just the CUTEST/SEXIEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN!! Aw, that was actually really cute. the guy in the wheelchair on glee got to walk a few steps. It was a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ♥
Anyway, Ron is so sexy; like, would you not tap that in a heartbeat? OR DRACO MALFOY, TALK ABOUT DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! I mean, lets be honest, their nothing compared to my hubby; but I'd say your husband is equal in sexiness with those two. DONT FIGHT WITH ME, VANESSA, JUST FACE THE TRUTH! Then again, you have seen your husband naked; and that MIGHT just make him a LITTLE more sexy than I ever thought he was. But please, no details on that. 2008/2009 Maria might have wanted to know. But 2010 Maria... WANTS TO PUKE THINKING OF THAT. I think I'll stick to my own husband for the rest of.. forever, until Ron Weasly comes along, that is... I'M KIDDING. BESIDES, WE ALL KNOW WIZARDS ARENT REAL.......
Speaking of secrets, Claire has been acting particularly suspicious lately; I think she might have to be referred to as "Home wrecker" again. People who play hockey are so good at skating, so graceful. (We're watching the hockey game now) I KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But EVERYONE else has got me stumped. And shut up, YES, WE'RE GETTING YOU CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! We're leaving them at your doorstep, even though you'll probably be at your cabin. Or something. GEEZUS, I JUST WANT CLARITY! I just wanna know how the fuck your doing. Like, WHATS GOING ON? Seeing you or not isnt the issue, I just wanna know what the hell is going on with you guys, you know? YEAH, RIGHT!?! THATS EXACTLY WHY I'M WRITING THIS BLOG!! YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE TOO, DUMB ASS! ... hm. maybe you DO have one... I bet you one day, when I'm REALLY bored, I'll search for that. I USE CAPS LOCK WAS TO DAMN MUCH! RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!! No, I don't know why I said that. Please don't ask again, Vanessa. right, right. Let's talk about Claire acting suspicious. I don't know, theres something in the way she smiles at Cole. Something in the way she acts, its like shes hiding something from the both of us. I think she's sad. But she should be. THAT BOY IS MAN, GOD DAMMIT!!!! Ahem. Yes. That boy. Cole. Is so sexy. SO FUCKING SEXY. We went shopping today for the kids and stuff for Christmas, it was fun; but they already have like everything in the world and we honestly can't find anything they don't already have. That's kind of sad, isnt it? You know, our kids may be spoiled but they are NOT going to act that way. Mummy wont accept it. Too bad mummy doesnt know how to punish people. Because whenever I try to punish them, I feel like I'm abusing them because my dad sucks and scarred me for life. Have I ever mentioned I HATE THAT MAN!!?! CAUSE I DO! A LOT! And nobody will ever let me talk about it when I need to, because it hurts them when I talk about all my experiences. WELL, IT HURTS ME TOO, AND THEY SHOULD JUST SUCK IT UP AND LISTEN!! Seriously, its like it hurts everyone WAY to much. I tried to talk about it to Zack once, you know. Your husband, Zack! And he said the same thing. But it's all good. its not those people I'm mad it, its my dad. Mind if I talk about him to you sometimes? Only when I need to. Thanks:) It means a lot. Jeez, I can't believe its only ten. This night has dragged on FOREVER. I think I'm going to go now. Talk to Cole. And kiss him. A lot.
"BUT THE HOCKEY GAME IS SO INTENSE"
"Why? Don't we suck?"
"NO, CAUSE NOW WE HAVE THAT HALL KID, AND WE'RE HAVING A SHOOT OFF RIGHT NOW."
"But I wanna read you harry potter and kiss you..."
"Come here, you can cuddle me."
"Okay."
I'm cuddling Cole now. wow this is kinda intense... holy shit. holy TOMTATOS GO!!! I'll keep documenting me and COle till someone wins.
"WHOA THAT ONE WAS CLOSE!"
"which color is the good team, Cole?"
*looks at me like an idiot
"We're the blue ones, Maria. with the Oilers thing on it. GOGOGOGOGO! FUCK, OUR TEAM SUCKS!"
"Did we lose?"
"Nope."
"I THINK I get whats going on."
"Yep."
"Hey Cole?"
"SHIT! Oh thank God."
"Cole?"
"Yeah?"
"I thought you didnt like hockey."
"its aight."
"The Goalies must be so stressed."
"yeah"
"i mean, imagine. They're there, waiting. People are BOOING all around, and they CANNOT miss this and-"
(He just kissed me)
"Shhhhhut up, love."
"Poo you. COLE, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!"
"You can read me Harry Potter soon."
"Don't you just LOVE Harry Potter, Cole?"
"yeah. GO GOG GOG GOGO!!! DID THAT GO IN? DAMN IT! IT DIDNT!"
"Wow, those slow motion replays are kind of awesome. Those teeth guards are gross though. You know, Claire used to have braces."
"yeah, I know. Maria, shhh."
"That makes me sad Cole."
"GO GO GO GO!! Sorry babe, what did you say?"
"Nothing, Cole."
"I love you."
"you too, buddy."
" FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Owch, did we lose?"
"YOUR LOVE IS BAD LUCK, MARIA!!"
"Sorry :("
"...we can read harry potter now."
"I LOVE YOU!"
That was fun. We'll have to do that more often. That documenting. That was crazy stuff. WELL, I'M OFF TO READ TO MY LOVELY COLE. BYEE!