Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wanna fuck?


Hello my Loves. Every Wednesday a few people are going to answer a question or two. I was actually so intent on doing it today, that when I went to Starbucks I asked a random person to ask me a question. It was quite the experience in itself. It went a little like this..
Me: Excuse me?
*guy looks up from his laptop*
Me: Hello :)
Guy: Hey :)
Me: Ask me a question.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Me: *NASTY LOOK OF NASTINESS, walk away with yummy drink in hands*
Then, I asked Tommy to pick two letters from A to D (Cole, Maria, Claire, Tommy) and he picked B and C. So me and Claire are gonna answer the question, in a five sentence minimum.

So, Maria... wanna fuck?
First of all, I'd like to know who I'm fucking. I mean, if you're Cole, HELL YEAH. But its a 1 in 700 000 000 000 chance that it would be. So, most likely, no, I don't want to fuck. Well... I do want to fuck, but not the person who is asking. I like the act of fucking, yes. But I wouldn't go and fuck anybody, and that's not just because I'm devoted to one person. It's cause I'm just not a whore anymore, and not just anybody is gonna get all of this ;)

Claire... wanna fuck?
How are you supposed to make a yes or no question a five sentence answer? Yes I could be down for fucking. Why? It would make Cole jealous. And then he'd want me and then he'd ask me this question and before I could even answer I'd be in his pants. And, Maria, I mean it. Bitch.

^
someones not in a good mood today...

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