I feel like puking.

That is what my week has consisted of. So its safe to say I haven't had a good week. Heres a few reasons why...
- No chocolate
- No sex
- Cole sings that song all the time
- I think Zack is catching onto the song
- Zack got the flu
- I got the flu
- I was sick all weekend and didn't have sex
- I haven't had sex for 8 days
- I kept thinking about how much you'd like the Friday song and it made me sad.
- I was kind of just going through a "I miss the Loves" phase this week
- I am NOT prepared for our trip next week.

But other than that, great week.
I don't even know what I talk to you about in these subscriptions.
I'm just not feeling good. Physically and emotionally.
STUPID FUCKING MARIA
It's cause of Spring Break, I know it is. It's that Spring Break curse, I'll always get sad this time of year because I miss you so goddamn badly.
Well, that and because Friday is stuck in my head and its THE WORST SONG EVER.
EVER.
Okay, fuck it. I'm gonna have some cereal. Then we're gonna do some sexy time. (that astrology shit)
Hey Zack, man do I ever feel better after that cereal. I don't wanna be a downer but I am going through that little phase thing, but this spring break, when we reach all the dates, we're gonna laugh about it, okay? Good. GOOD.
VERY GOOD PLAN.
And before we move on to sexy time, I want to make a more organized plan of what to email y'all about. (but sexy time with Maria is just so fun I'm gonna do it whenever)
Sunday- Maria tells Zack about the week and stuff
Monday- Maria talks to Vanessa and they bash Claire and stuff
Tuesday- Tommy Tuesdays, so whatever the fuck he wants to do
Wednesday- A few people answer a question or two, in detail.
Thursday- Get to know the Faiths better, so quizzes, the astrology updates, and other stuff.
Good? Good. Okay, BRING IN CARTMAN.

Hey Carty, you're new here, aren't yah? Well, this is a little time of day where I tell you astrology facts about your sex life... or your future sex life. Sometimes its crazy true, so buddy look back at this in 10 years... or less.. and see if these apply to you. MINE APPLY TO ME.
CARTMANS BEST SEX TOY: Kama Sutra books
HOW TO ATTRACT CARTMAN: Encourage and support him
CARTMANS TURN ON: Sensual enhancement
CARTMANS WEAKNESSES: possessive, strange, and fearful.
BUDDY, YOU ARE ALL THOSE THINGS. But I don't find any of them to be weaknesses. I'm possessive too, and its awesome to be strange, and being scared isn't a weakness.
CARTMANS STRENGTHS: Passionate, seductive, and romantic.
Way to go buddy, some girl is gonna snap you up.
CARTMAN WOULD HAVE THE BEST SEX WITH: cancer and Scorpio
CARTMANS HOT SPOT: The feet.
OH YOU LIKE FOOT MASSAGES? ME TOO!!! Well, I like being touched everywhere.
CARTMAN WOULD LOOK SEXIEST IN: Soft sea green
I LOVE THAT COLOR ITS MY FAVORITE I THINK
Some other fun facts about Cartman (and any other Pisces you might know)
- Cartman loves the universe
- Cartmans sexuality is so alluring one can't help but surrender.
- Cartman may be the most sexually flexible of all the signs. WAY TO GO BUDDY!
- Cartman prefers lovers who are also friends. I feel yah
- Cartman loves to kiss and he has nice lips.
- Cartman has a stubborn side which serves to protect him from being taken advantage of.
- When Cartman is attracted to someone, he will remain that way for a while.
- Cartman believes that his soulmate is out there waiting for him. Good for you, just don't make yourself believe you have two soulmates. And if you really think you have two soulmates, please don't let them be married to anyone else but you. It makes the world a better place.
- Cartman tends to follow his heart, not his mind.
YEAH
YOU
GO
GIRL!