Chocolate.

That picture is the devil and it is torturing me. It's sucking out my soul. Why did I give up chocolate for lent? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!??!!?!?!?
I want chocolate. I need it. Any kind of chocolate.
Chocolate cookies
Chocolate cake
Chocolate covered strawberry's
Chocolate covered bananas
Chocolate covered anything
Chocolate covered anyone ;)
Okay just Cole
Chocolate bars
Bounty Bars
Reeces Pieces
lindor chocolate
Hershey almond chocolate bar
Turkish delight
Chocolate sauce
Chocolate sauce on ice cream
Chocolate sauce in my Starbucks
Chocolate sauce on anything
Chocolate sauce on anyone ;)
okay just Cole
FUCK I WANT CHOCOLATE. I'M HORNY FOR CHOCOLATE.

I WANT THAT

I WANT THAT MORE

I REALLY WANT THAT

I could eat that.

GET INSIDE ME!!!!!!!
Zack you don't understand. Chocolate is like sex. The two go hand in hand. Without chocolate, I have to have sex ten times more... not like that's a bad thing but guess what Cole gave up for lent? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT CHOCOLATE AND SEX? I'M DYING HERE. Well... Cole says weekends don't count. BUT STILL, IT FUCKING SUCKS.
That being said, I have a really good reason to look forward for the weekend.
But this week was pretty good, other than that one night when Cole and I fought and he went out and got drunk. Right after I wrote about that to you, he called me and I picked him up. On Friday Cole and I went out and worked a lot of stuff out, we just had a really good date and I'm pretty sure all this fighting is over. Tommy hasn't been doing too good lately, he really misses all of you. He doesn't like playing with Jaxon and he doesn't make jokes. He likes to stay in his room. I don't know what to do with him, when he gets like this we usually just have a talk and cry a bit and then he's fine. But we've done that so many times, it doesn't work anymore. He's ten and he's depressed. I don't know what to do. Cole bought him A BUNCH of candy and he denied ALL OF IT. He took ONE sour dino and put it on his little Cartman shrine that he has. It makes me so sad to see him like this. I hate it. Writing to you about it makes me cry.
SO LETS JUST LIGHTEN THE MOOD :)
You know how theres a national day everyday for the most fucked up shit? I found this website that says what they all are, so we're going to go through our line of wonderful people and see what each day is.
Cole: National step in a puddle and splash your friend day
Maria: Festival of Latest Novelties
WTF WHY IS MINE SO BORING?
Tommy: National peanut butter and jelly day
Zack Faith: Square dance day
Skye: Be late for something day
Ivy and Lily: National hug holiday AND King Kameehajfhsadfjsadkhkfsd day
THAT'S COOL CAUSE THERES TWO OF THEM.
Claire: Read me Day
Jaxon and Julia: Yeah I have no idea what day it is... lets guess and say August 23rd. National spongecake day.
You, Zack Love: Unlucky Day
HAHAHAHHAA IN YOUR FACE ZACK!!!!!
Vanessa: Shit I don't know the exact date.. I'm gonna go with May 6th BEVERAGE DAY
Miley: Okay, here is a COMPLETELY random guess... July 18th NATIONAL ICECREAM DAY
wheres national chocolate day?
Kellyanne: I'm gonna guess... February 19th... ACTUALLY, HERE:
February 17th: champion crab races day
February 18th: National Battery day
February 19th: National chocolate mint day
CHOCOLATE MINT?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KELLYANNE YOU LUCKY BITCH.
Cartman: Again, I'm not too sure, I think its March 6th but here:
March 4th: Holy experiment day
March 5th: Multiple personalities day
March 6th: National frozen food day
I know its not the 7th
March 8th: Be Nasty Day
March 9th: Panic day
OKAY WE'RE FINDING CHOCOLATE DAY NOW...
CTRL and F .... FOURTEEN RESULTS!!
December 28th: NATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16th: National chocolate covered anything day ;)
November 7th: National chocolate covered almonds day
October 28th: ANOTHER NATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY?? WTF.... oh well, the more the merrier.
September 12th: National Chocolate milkshake day
July 28th: National milk chocolate day
June 26th: National chocolate pudding day
June 22nd: National chocolate eclair day
June 7th: National chocolate ice cream day
May 15th: National chocolate chips day
March 24th: National chocolate covered raisins day (THAT'S MY HALF BIRTHDAY!!!!)
February 19th: National chocolate mint day
Well, that was fun. Tell Vanessa I'm SO excited for tomorrow please.
CAUSE
I'M
SO
EXCITED
FOR
THE
BACHELOR
FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!