SECRET MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zackary Rudolf Love,
it's a pleasure talking to you on this fine evening. This week has been fun, but shitty at the same time; pretty much just because I'm PMSing like crazy and my uterus hate me. OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's my favorite website. Another one of my new favorite websites, is this astrology website that gives you astrology facts only about sex. And, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I don't care if you don't believe it. I was reading this book once about it, and its pretty much described my life. IN FULL BLOWN DETAIL. I'm not kidding. It mentioned everything about my life, and this was right after I lost you that I read it, and man, it just described everything so perfectly. And its weird cause a bunch of this astrology stuff applies to me. I'll share new facts with you as they come. IT'S CARTMANS BIRTHDAY, ISNT IT? Tommy was down in the dumps today, but I never even realized it until this evening. I told him we'd celebrate it next weekend. But I fucking hate celebrating your birthdays. They're so fucking depressing, but its worse if we don't. I mean, the kid is NINE. I haven't seen him since he was seven... and I wonder what he looks like now. And what he's into and stuff. SO HOPEFULLY ALL THE ASTROLOGY STUFF IS RIGHT, CAUSE THATS ALL I KNOW ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW. I mean... I know he doesn't have sex or anything, but those ones are just more interesting to read. But, then again, I don't know what it is, but I've been going through this horny phase or something. ITS LIKE.... I ALWAYS AM. Good thing me and Cole haven't been fighting. And, holy shit, ever since Cole made me those freaking amazing chocolate covered strawberry's on Valentines day, I've been craving them like crazy. I mean, honestly, how can you resist this?

YOU JUST CANT!
Okay, super duper quickly I'm going to give you an update on all the living creatures in the Faith household. Including me. In one sentence. Or two. From youngest to oldest.
Lily Anne Faith: Sits up, and is always smiling. ALWAYS. Cole and I always fight over who puts who to bed, we both want her cause she's just so easy.
Ivy Kelly Faith: has an attitude, but for the most part, a positive one. She loves her baths... and hates getting out of them... that's a pain, she can't sit up yet but she's always wriggling around and finding something to keep her busy. She seems wise to me, old and wise.
Fish: like to swim.
Skye Ella Faith: She's really independent. She's her own person. She knows what she wants, she goes with the flow. Almost everything makes her happy.
Ayden: Is still the most annoying dog in the world, and I hate when he tries to lick me.
Zackary Cartman Faith: The funniest, more playful, amazing little boy you'll ever meet. He's gonna change the world one day, that kid.
Dream: THE BEST DOG EVER.
Jaxon Taylor Faith: is so chill and funny and fairly quiet, thank God. I love that kid.
Julia Tessa Faith: The biggest sweetheart EVER.
Maria Liliana Faith: is pretty awesome, and permanently horny.
Claire Brielle Forgenson: home wrecker.... and I say that with love. :)
Cole Matthias Faith: IS THE BEST DADDY EVER AND THE BEST HUSBAND EVER (MOST OF THE TIME) AND IS SO FUCKING SEXY.
But I'm not in the mood to tell you about the sextrology stuff. I'll write to you AND Vanessa tomorrow, how does that sound? You better be thankful. You'll have to put up with me talking about the Bachelor though... sorry about that. OH WELL, VANESSA LOVES ME.