Hi Kellyanne. Since you're a smart girl, I think you get what we're doing by that little picture up there. These are not only facts about you based on your zodiac sign, no, they are SEXUAL facts about you based on that. I know you were never really into that stuff, but you're fifteen now, you MUST be into it. Right? Okay, lets do this.
HOW TO ATTRACT KELLYANNE: Be imaginative in both your actions and words.
KELLYANNES TURN ON: Being unconventional
And for stupid fucks, unconventional means to not follow the rules. Ooo, Kellyanne, you like them bad boys, hey? ;)
KELLYANNE'S WEAKNESSES: busy, superficial, unreliable.
OKAY, YOU ARE NOT SUPERFICIAL. I could see you being busy though, and because of that unreliable.... YOU KNOW WHAT, WHATEVER, LETS JUST SEE YOUR STRENGTHS.
KELLYANNE'S STRENGTHS: spontaneous, natural, and enjoyable.
Ah, there we go. Much better.
KELLYANNE WOULD HAVE THE BEST SEX WITH: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius.
SWEET I'M LIBRA.
KELLYANNE FLIRTS BY: showing you how different she is from the rest.
KELLYANNE'S HOT SPOT: Wrists and ankles.
OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING "WTF" but think about it... you aren't a sexual being, and wrists and ankles aren't sexual. Imagine some sexy man rubbing, caressing, and kissing your wrists and ankles... it's kind of a sweet little gesture, ISN'T IT!?
KELLYANNE WOULD LOOK SEXIEST IN: electric blue
SOME OTHER FUN AND SEXUAL FACTS ABOUT KELLYANNE (AND ANY OTHER AQUARIUS' YOU MIGHT KNOW)
- An Aquarius will fuck your mind first, then make you beg for more ;)
- Aquarius loves being naughty online, because its safe. (OH REALLY?)
- An Aquarius will likely try something new in bed.
- Aquarius are turned on by open minds.
- An Aquarius will stick around much longer if they feel free and not judged by you.
- An Aquarius is all for kinky ;)
Kellyanne, read this in five years. MAYBE IT WILL BE YOU. We can laugh at you if it is.
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