I feel so untouched and I want you so much that I just can't resist you its not enough to say that I miss you <- forgot that song existed until today

Hi Zack and Vanessa, again. I thought since its Tommy Tuesday, but I'm writing, I'd go right ahead and talk about Tommy's Zodiac facts... not that he's sexually active or anything, BUT HE WILL BE- and then he can look back at this and see if its true or not. Then we can laugh in his face cause it probably will be. I'm just gonna get right into this... YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD HAVE A PICTURE FOR THIS SEGMENT.

Much better. Anyway, this one is all about the future Tommy.
TOMMY'S TURN ON: (whoa I feel incest-ish saying what turns him on)Clever conversations (or boobs)
TOMMY'S WEAKNESSES: Forgotten, stressed, and unaware.
UNAWARE FOR SURE. But I'll never forget him. But he does get stressed.
TOMMY'S STRENGTHS: Independent, honest, energetic
All those are true.
TOMMY CAN BE: stubborn and impulsive in public but tender and sweet in private.
WHOA THAT'S SO HIM, WTF THAT'S CRAZY. EVEN YOU MUST GET THAT. THAT'S CRAZY.
TOMMY WOULD HAVE THE BEST SEX WITH: Leo, Scorpio, and Sagittarius.
TOMMY'S.... hot spot: Wow, I don't even want to know. Anyway, the head. WTF. THE HEAD? Oh I think they mean ears and stuff. That makes sense. Unless they mean... head... of the penis. EWEWEWEWEW I DON'T WANNA THINK
OF
THAT
THAT'S
SO
GROSS
A HORNY TOMMY: will hunt you down.
oh wow. this is uncomfortable.
IF TOMMY WAS A GIRL: he'd look sexiest in red
SOME OTHER FUN FACTS ABOUT TOMMY (OR ANYONE ARIES YOU MIGHT KNOW)
- Aries do not like complicated things. They just expect a straight up fuck. (that sounds like Tommy)
- Aries push for what they want and if they don't get it, they get very unhappy. (that sounds like him too)
- Aries may seem arrogant, but its just because they know what they want.
- Aries don't care if they place is public or uncomfortable, if they want to have sex they will. (that also sounds like Tommy... and me)

I think Cartman might want to read this so this is officially to Cartman too. :) Hi Cartman. Hmmm... should we just do Cartmans now? No. I'm pretty tired. Alright, goodnight all of you, I'll talk to you soon :)