YUMMY.

OKAY, HERE WE ARE, VANESSA!! The episode before the finale... the OVERNIGHT DATES!!! Yeah, the sex episode. My predictions, Emily won't spend the whole night with him because shes a good person and shes not going to have sex with someone who's going to have sex with two other women in the same week; and he's going to send her home for it. That's pretty much how Brad rolls. oh, and he'll say something like "I don't understand, how am I supposed to propose to someone who wont spend the night with me?"
Right now he's just introducing how much he really likes the three girls.
First up... CHANTELLE!!
They're on a safari. That's actually so fucking awesome, I think Cole should take me to Africa and take me on one. A REAL one. They're WILD animals! That is actually so fucking cool.
Oh she said yes to the fantasy sweet. HOL YFUCK FJSAFJHAHHHHFDOUFSAHSDUIHFJKSADHFJDS ITS AWE MAN I WANT THAT!! ITS A FUCKING AMAZING TREE HOUSE WITH A BED AT THE TOP OF IT AND THEY'RE TOTALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD WITH LIONS AND STUFF AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE SEX IN IT LIKE FUCK THAT
IS
THE
BEST
TREE HOUSE
EVER.
WE SHOULD HAVE GONE THERE INSTEAD OF AITUTAKI.
NO THAT WAS COOL TOO, BUT SERIOUSLY, ME AND COLE ARE TOTALLY TAKING YOU GUYS TO AFRICA...
NOW EMILY'S TURN...
holy FUCK
THEY'RE
RIDING
AN
ELEPHANT
I
WANT
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really like Emily, she deserves so much better than him.
"I'm a mom... to a 5 year old... and I want to be a good example for her. That being said, I like going slow with you. So we can stay the night, but we're taking things slow."
HAHAHAHHAHA OWNED, SHES NOT HAVING SEX WITH HIM!! That's the way you should do it... if you were the only girl he loved and he weren't such a tool.
Sorry, I stopped talking to you for a while. Him and Ashley are having a picnic, they just went on a helicopter. I think Ashley's going home, there just isn't as much romance. Too many complications. They are both too work ish. Not enough happiness. Too serious. WTF. Stupid. They just talk about family and work. If I were on that show and single and stuff... I'd be like talking about fucking unicorns or something. I'd like like "Okay, we're going through the alphabet and for every letter, you have to describe be with a word that starts with it. So, you know... A is amazing, B is beautiful..." HAHHAHAHA I'M SUCH A CONCEDED BITCH. OH, THEN WE CAN GO THROUGH THE ALPHABET AGAIN AND SAY "A is asshole, B is bitch, C is conceded/cunt,"
MUAHAHHAHAHAHA! Okay, who is he gonna kick out? Probably Ashley.
Now its the rose ceremony, and he's apologizing for their shitty date. OH NO, he just broke up with her. But it was nice because he took her away and did it without the other girls watching.
HOLY FUCK, so he walks her to the limo, right? She's crying.
"HEY, WHATS WRONG? I don't get it... whats wrong right now?"
UM BRAD. YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH HER. SHE JUST HAD SEX WITH YOU. SHE SAID SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
ARE
YOU
STUPID?