Sock Puppets scare me. A LOT.

VANESSA LOVE. BABY V!!
I bet you get that a lot... sorry. I'm watching the Bachelor. Its actually like an hour in, we had to tape it and we missed the first 20 minutes and I've been watching it for a while. hahahahaha Alli saw a bug and started screaming and Brad heard it when he was talking to... Michelle. I HATE Michelle. YESSS HE'S STARTING NOT TO LIKE MICHELLE. Alright, heres the deal. Group date. 6 girls, 1 rose. (the other five can still stay, but one gets one in advance) BUT TONIGHT, HE'S NOT GONNA HAND OUT ONE! Because he's confused. FUCKIGGNSDNFJSAHFSAKFS FUCK! It says "and coming up...
*michelle walks into Brad's room*
Brad: What are you doing here?
*flash forward to Michelle fucking on top of him*
Michelle: if you keep Chantel, theres going to be consequences.
I LIKE CHANTEL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!
Wouldn't it be awkward? When Brad has time with these girls together, and at this point, they all have relationships with him and you can tell he cares about all of them for different reasons.. and... fuck... I dont know. You know how when all of us were together and Zack was talking to us, and there was kind of just this FEELING in the room, like a pull, cause we both had feelings for him? Yeah. Its that... times like... EIGHT!
He's on his one on one date with Alli... and they're in a dark caves with bats and shit. HAHAHA shes terrified. Its funny. He's gonna get turned off. hahahhaha. Oh well. That sucks. Oh no, "I'll protect you. I'm here for you."
"I felt great having him next to me in such a scary situation."
I DONT REALLY LIKE HER, SHES GIVING US THAT STEREOTYPICAL "disney princesss" thing.
FUCK, I GOT SHOT, OKAY! I WAS MAN ENOUGH TO FACE THAT BASTARD. I'M STRONG. I GO, GIRL! Alli doesnt. Bit she is a nice girl. They don't really have a connection yet, you know? WOW, IM HUNGRY. BUT WE HAVE NOOO FOOOD. We didnt have the time to go grocery shopping today, Cole and I had an appointment.
Its so pretty where they are.
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE CRUISE!! :D
Wow they really dont have a connection. Thats weird. I like her though. I just know that when he doesnt give her the rose, Michelle will be so fucking happy and I
FUCKING
HATE
MICHELLE.
But last episode, they gave a "coming up in the season"
and Im pretty sure Michelle goes to the like... final 2. I bet you he's gonna choose her. This show is JFALHDFILHFYQIHFREYKH VJK HJFKHDSHFJASKDHFKASFD.
Yeah he's sending her home. And now I feel all sad cause she was all "I REALLY LIKE YOU." And he was like "Yeah... uh... just friends." And then I was like... HAHAHHAHHA, ZACK AND MARIA MOMENT RIGHT THERE.
WTF, he was just like "Bye, okay?"
I mean, WHY THE OKAY? ARE YOU ASKING HER TO SAY BYE? SHE DOESNT WANT TO, SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR HIM. GAH. STUPID BRAD STUPID STUPID.
Im so hungryyy.
Ughh... here comes Michelle. She "just wanted to see yah"
UGH I HATE HER. SHES PLAYING GAMES WITH HIM SHES LIKE FUCKING CLAIRE TO FUCKING COLE, SHE JUST CONFUSES HIM AND MAKES HIM WANT HER IN THESE PSYCHO WAYS. But I love Claire. She's really not that bad.
im eating toast so im gonna shut up for a bit.
Hi. Okay, so its just Michelle being a bitch and I like Chantel and Shantelle.
Its the cocktail party so Brads just taking time to talk to a bunch of different girls. All we ever talk about is the Bachelor... sorry :P
awe Chantel has "fallen in love with him" "I love you. I do." Awe, after two dates.
Okay, the roses are being distributed. The final rose.. between Michelle and... a girl I like. PLEASE LET MICHELLE GO HOME....... FUCK. FUCK FCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Shes staying. Fuck my life. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh it was Jaquie. They never really did have anything.
OH SHIT, NOW THEY'RE SHOWING WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WEEK AND MICHELLE IS FUCKING ON TOP OF HIM NAKED, AND THERES A PHOTOGRAPHER THERE NAD THEY'RE LIKE "how about taking your top off"
OH
NO
YOU
DIDNT.
I hope me and Cole are done fighting because I really really really really love him and I really want to be happy. We're happy now. HES SEXY.