Bunnies and the Bachelor

Hey Vanessa!
Here we go, I'm watching the Bachelor.
Brad and Ashley are on a date. I don't have an opinion about her right now, so lets make one. First thing you have to know:
Brad is a tool. I hate him.
But the show is good, so we're good. They're recording something in a real recording studio and they suck. I kind of like her so far though. EMILY IS THEEE BEST THOUGH. That is her name, right? she's got a secret. She fell in love when she was a teenager and had a kid when she was 18 and her boyfriend died in a plane crash. :(
So, Vanessa, how are you? Theres just some black guy singing. Brad's attractive, but he's SUCH A TOOL. Theres nothing too special about Ashely. She's nice though.
Don't let Emily go on the group date... don't let her go... don't let her go.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EMILY'S NOT GOING ON THE GROUP DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But a bunch of other girls are... so... here comes the drama.
I hope you watch the Bachelor :P Cause if you don't... well, whats the point? Ashley got a rose. Yay. Okay, group date time.
Brad wants a wife that likes to get dirty. OMG A KARATE GUY JUST CAME OUT. Hey, you know Bruce Lee? Whats his favorite drink? WAAAATAAAAA!!
They are about to film action movies.
Id punch the fuck out of the other girls. Hahhahaha.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EMILY IS GOING ON THE INDIVIDUAL DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! SHES GONNA HAVE TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. time to pop the secret.
Back to the group date: Shantelle did a really good job with acting and stuff so she got to make out with him... and she'll probably get a rose. Now a different Chantal is talking to him individually an she's crying. "ITS SUCKS SEEING YOU WITH ALL THESE GIRLS!"
BITCH, HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO'S PRACTICALLY YOUR SISTER HAVE SEX WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!??!?!
oops. i take that back. Sad story. Chantels dad left her and she searched for him for 15 years; found out he married some chick and got a hold of her.
She was like, "I know why your calling"
"You do?"
"You don't know!? *gasp* Your father passed away just a few months back."
If she had found him just a BIT earlier she could have lived...
Now Emily is telling her story to the other girls... and its making me cry. Her and her fiancee were so fucking in love, and she was supposed to go on the plane with him, and she was sick so she didn't... and then he died... and she found out the reason she was sick was because she was pregnant.
BACK TO THE GROUP DATE:
everyone is getting sexual in the pool ;)
HEY, DID I MENTION WE'RE GOING ON A CARIBBEAN CRUISE!!!??! IT GOES TO ST LUCIA. THE BACHELOR WAS THERE ONCE... SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN...
UH OH DRAAAMMMAAA!
This Michelle... was watching them through the window... like a creeper....
OKAY, THE ACTING SHANTELLE GOT THE ROSE, TIME FOR EMILY'S DATE!
LOL I LOVE THE WAY THEY DESCRIBE HER!! "a little barbie doll, with the heart of Mother Theresa." So true. "so, we wanna hate her, but we CANT"
OH SHIT HE'S TAKING HER ON A PLANE! This is bad cause of her fiancee. YESSS.
THEY'RE IN SANTA MARIA ... something something. Anyway, it has my name in it. So theres good vibrations. Its a pretty field.
Fuck they aren't connecting. Its cause of that secret. Uh oh. He asked why her ONE serious relationship didn't work out. :( Awe. This is sad.
Here she goes... telling her story..
"I've been in love. oncce. just once. he was the love of my life. my best friend in the whole world. he worked in racing, every weekend I traveled with him. EVERY WEEKEND. And ONE weekend I wasn't feeling good. So I stayed home. And so he flew there, and the plane never landed there. I wished I was on that plane. So I could die. And then, on that Friday, I was still sick. I thought I had a flu. I was pregnant. And now I'm like the happiest mom to a five year old. A girl. I hope you dont feel like I was lying to you. I just wanted you to like me as a person... not as me without all this... stuff. I'm okay. My daughter is my mini me. Blonde hair. Awesome....
*fades into her talking to him under the moonlight*
DAWWWEE.
Am I the most immature 23 year old ever, or what?
NOW THEY HAVE A CONNECTION.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
hang on tight, V. That was only the first hour.
LOL. V. Sorry. I just never call people that.
HEY. M! Awe they're kissing.
"I can see emily being hte girl that I want to spend my life with." YES. YESSSS!!
GO TO ST. LUCIA... MAUIAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, Inside joke with that placce... and what went on there the other season. I dont wanna bring it up to you. But. well.. JWJADHFJSADKHFKSADHFKLSADHFKSJADHJSADH.
Should i bug you with the second hour? his long time therapist says Emily is the one.
Michelle is so phycho.
MICHELLE STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF BRAD AND CHANTEL!! I LIKE HER!
Im gonna go eat and cuddle Cole, kay? Bye bye :D
Oh, by the way, I hate butterfly's, so your subscription picture is two really cute bunnies.