The Bachelor begins.

ZackLove,
I can't explain in words how much the past two weeks has meant to me. We went there so I'd feel closer to you, but when we wen there, I just got distant from you. It made me realize that, NOW, here, at home; even thought I'm not with you, I feel close to you. I just wanted to keep feeling CLOSER AND CLOSER. I took it for granted. But Im happy now.
OKAY SWEET. So I know its monday, but its gonna take me a while to get back on track. Sound good? Good. THE BACHELOR IS STARTING TONIGHT!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thats like my favorite show EVER, even though its really... um... whats the word? Fake? Trashy? JUST TOTAL RUBBISH! Whatever. The bachelor is Brad... from like, 2 season ago. I got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed at him when he didnt pick Deanna. But he's back again, and I'm gonna watch it anyway. So far, the girls seem nice. Its really shallow though, I mean all the girls are fucking gorgeous and the bachelor always has a god body.
AWEE :( One of the girls had a husband and he died in a plane crash, and right after he died she found out she was pregnant. I MEAN, THATS JUST SO DAMN CUTE. Yeah, for the next few months you'll hear me talking about this show a lot. That just brought a tear to my eye :(
okay, back on track. So the cabin. It was good times. We went to the place where talent night was and had some good times, we drank some alcohol and had some good times, we made some snowmen and had some good times, we made some cookies and had some good times, we opened presents and gave presents and loved and made love and went on drives just for fun, and laughed and had snow ball fights, and set off fireworks on new years eve. It was the best two weeks I could possibly have without you. There was no drama at all, me and Claire bonded. And I think we're going to go back to our cabin on the weekends sometimes. Yeah, good times.
Wow that was a REEEAAALLLY fast recap of the past two weeks. But who cares? MARIA DONT WANT TO GO INTO DETAIL. Screw EVERYTHING I needed to catch up on. Lets focus on now. NOOOOW. But I do have a picture for you.

And heres a little math equation to go with it:
Coles sperm + Marias egg= 4 cute babies (and that one is Lily)
This fucking Brad, fuck, he's so tense and annoying. im eating a lemon. i have the best husband in the world. I love him so so so so soooooooooo much. He's so freaking sexy. I really like when he kisses me. Obviously. DAMN. I JUST HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND EVER. But your not really the guy to talk to about it, hey? Im hungry. I kind of wanna email Vanessa. Is she the best wife ever? I bet shes up there. I like to think I am, too.