Bunnies and the Bachelor

Hey Vanessa!
Here we go, I'm watching the Bachelor.
Brad and Ashley are on a date. I don't have an opinion about her right now, so lets make one. First thing you have to know:
Brad is a tool. I hate him.
But the show is good, so we're good. They're recording something in a real recording studio and they suck. I kind of like her so far though. EMILY IS THEEE BEST THOUGH. That is her name, right? she's got a secret. She fell in love when she was a teenager and had a kid when she was 18 and her boyfriend died in a plane crash. :(
So, Vanessa, how are you? Theres just some black guy singing. Brad's attractive, but he's SUCH A TOOL. Theres nothing too special about Ashely. She's nice though.
Don't let Emily go on the group date... don't let her go... don't let her go.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EMILY'S NOT GOING ON THE GROUP DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But a bunch of other girls are... so... here comes the drama.
I hope you watch the Bachelor :P Cause if you don't... well, whats the point? Ashley got a rose. Yay. Okay, group date time.
Brad wants a wife that likes to get dirty. OMG A KARATE GUY JUST CAME OUT. Hey, you know Bruce Lee? Whats his favorite drink? WAAAATAAAAA!!
They are about to film action movies.
Id punch the fuck out of the other girls. Hahhahaha.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EMILY IS GOING ON THE INDIVIDUAL DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! SHES GONNA HAVE TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. time to pop the secret.
Back to the group date: Shantelle did a really good job with acting and stuff so she got to make out with him... and she'll probably get a rose. Now a different Chantal is talking to him individually an she's crying. "ITS SUCKS SEEING YOU WITH ALL THESE GIRLS!"
BITCH, HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO'S PRACTICALLY YOUR SISTER HAVE SEX WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!??!?!
oops. i take that back. Sad story. Chantels dad left her and she searched for him for 15 years; found out he married some chick and got a hold of her.
She was like, "I know why your calling"
"You do?"
"You don't know!? *gasp* Your father passed away just a few months back."
If she had found him just a BIT earlier she could have lived...
Now Emily is telling her story to the other girls... and its making me cry. Her and her fiancee were so fucking in love, and she was supposed to go on the plane with him, and she was sick so she didn't... and then he died... and she found out the reason she was sick was because she was pregnant.
BACK TO THE GROUP DATE:
everyone is getting sexual in the pool ;)
HEY, DID I MENTION WE'RE GOING ON A CARIBBEAN CRUISE!!!??! IT GOES TO ST LUCIA. THE BACHELOR WAS THERE ONCE... SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN...
UH OH DRAAAMMMAAA!
This Michelle... was watching them through the window... like a creeper....
OKAY, THE ACTING SHANTELLE GOT THE ROSE, TIME FOR EMILY'S DATE!
LOL I LOVE THE WAY THEY DESCRIBE HER!! "a little barbie doll, with the heart of Mother Theresa." So true. "so, we wanna hate her, but we CANT"
OH SHIT HE'S TAKING HER ON A PLANE! This is bad cause of her fiancee. YESSS.
THEY'RE IN SANTA MARIA ... something something. Anyway, it has my name in it. So theres good vibrations. Its a pretty field.
Fuck they aren't connecting. Its cause of that secret. Uh oh. He asked why her ONE serious relationship didn't work out. :( Awe. This is sad.
Here she goes... telling her story..
"I've been in love. oncce. just once. he was the love of my life. my best friend in the whole world. he worked in racing, every weekend I traveled with him. EVERY WEEKEND. And ONE weekend I wasn't feeling good. So I stayed home. And so he flew there, and the plane never landed there. I wished I was on that plane. So I could die. And then, on that Friday, I was still sick. I thought I had a flu. I was pregnant. And now I'm like the happiest mom to a five year old. A girl. I hope you dont feel like I was lying to you. I just wanted you to like me as a person... not as me without all this... stuff. I'm okay. My daughter is my mini me. Blonde hair. Awesome....
*fades into her talking to him under the moonlight*
DAWWWEE.
Am I the most immature 23 year old ever, or what?
NOW THEY HAVE A CONNECTION.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
hang on tight, V. That was only the first hour.
LOL. V. Sorry. I just never call people that.
HEY. M! Awe they're kissing.
"I can see emily being hte girl that I want to spend my life with." YES. YESSSS!!
GO TO ST. LUCIA... MAUIAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, Inside joke with that placce... and what went on there the other season. I dont wanna bring it up to you. But. well.. JWJADHFJSADKHFKSADHFKLSADHFKSJADHJSADH.
Should i bug you with the second hour? his long time therapist says Emily is the one.
Michelle is so phycho.
MICHELLE STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF BRAD AND CHANTEL!! I LIKE HER!
Im gonna go eat and cuddle Cole, kay? Bye bye :D
Oh, by the way, I hate butterfly's, so your subscription picture is two really cute bunnies.

IM SORRY I SUCK

Hello there ZackLove.
its been a while since we've had a good ole conversation, hasn't it? Well let me start off by saying... BOY AM I EVER HUNGRY! Honestly though, I've been in a little funk lately. But I'm getting out of that funk. I'm working on my ROAR! Zack loves that song. I just cant wait to be king. Honestly, I just CANNOT WAIT!
Okay, so what has been going on? Cole's birthday was last week, it was good. Cole and I argued yesterday, it kind of sucked. It feels weird telling you about Cole. What hapepnes when carma turn around and bites you and everything you stand for turns around and bites you hdfksadjhfjadshfjsahfsa dI cant type as fast as he sings.
I really dont feel like writing and I'm telling you this is just going to be another piece of crap. It must still be that funk... blfjaosdhfjaksdfksaj. I wanna take a vacation. THE TWINS! Ivy is getting her teeth really fast, Lily not so much. They are seven months now though. FUCK. I GOTTA GO. Do you ever just get the urge to go hug Cole? Cause I do. So hold on.
I really really miss you. I dont think I should write to you anymore in this kind of funk so Ima just post this and edit it if I fee like it.

Im gonna drive.

Vanessa, Kellyanne, and Miley;
we gotta have a girl talk. Right here, right now. At 12:45am.
I know I haven't been posting much to any of you guys. I've been way off track. And I've been SAYING there isn't much of a reason, but there obviously is. This is gonna be a serious one, but I'm sure the three of you can easily relate. And I need you right now.
Do you ever just go through these times where you realize how terrible the world really is? I mean, obviously, theres some amazing things in the world- but when it comes down to it, its terrible. I mean, look what we've done to it. Look what we've done to each other. We don't talk because I made a mistake. A big mistake, yeah, but it was a mistake all the same. And I think I deserve another chance to be with you. Everyone deserves another chance.
And then theres the feelings. Mostly for girls, I think, that's why I'm writing to you three. I mean, if you were to write out your feelings- ALL OF THEM, would you be happy at the end of writing that? I don't think so. We've been through some serious shit. So many people have.
EVERYONE HAS.
I guess thats because we have to learn our lessons and what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, but... everyone is just so sad. I don't know.
Anyway, the reason I haven't been writing I guess is because I've been in a bad kind of funk; and Cole and I had a pretty bad argument today. Its nothing to worry about, it just kind of sucks. It's nothing to do with Claire or anything, it was just... I don't know. Stupid crap. But we'll be fine :)
Tomorrow, I'm HONESTLY going to get back on track. I'll email Zack his subscription tomorrow, and Vanessa hers on Monday. And then we'll take it from there. I have a lot of pictures to get on the computer and print out.. I got a lot of stuff to catch up on.
I gotta get back to missing all of you.
Man, I'm in such a bad mood. I'm just gonna sing something. Thanks for listening. I love you.

Licked a cat.

We're all gonna do a little quiz thing so basiclly you can get to know Cole and Claire better, but I'm awesome, so I'm gonna go first.
Has Maria ever:
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Held A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
(x) Danced In The Moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Visited a Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Movie
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(x) Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint
(x) Had Sex In The Rain
(x) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) Got R20 Or Less Worth Of Fuel

Has Claire ever:
Has Maria ever:
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Held A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
(x) Danced In The Moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Visited a Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Movie
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(x) Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint
(x) Had Sex In The Rain
(x) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) Got R20 Or Less Worth Of Fuel

Has Claire ever:
Has Maria ever:
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(x) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To England
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Held A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been Cheated On
(x) Been Misunderstood
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
(x) Danced In The Moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or Anywhere
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Visited a Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Movie
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked by A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
(x) Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint
(x) Had Sex In The Rain
(x) Flattened Someones Tires
(x) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On
(x) Got R20 Or Less Worth Of Fuel

coke balls

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? says maria. hi zack how are you? im good i want soup maria made some goooood soup. mmm that was yummy. ok bye

HELLO, BUTTERFLY! :)

Yo yo yo Vanessa.
Your name is pretty. I ever told you that? Vanessa. Its like a butterfly. Doesn't your name remind you of a butterfly?
I really wanted to email you yesterday, but I felt like I had to email your hubby so I didn't. And now, to be honest, I just wanna go to bed. I'm gonna email Zack every Sunday, and email you every Monday so we can talk about the Bachelor. If your secretly reading these, you should watch the Bachelor. TRUST ME, YOU'LL LIKE IT. ITS REALLY FAKE BUT ITS SO ADDICTING.
I'm hungry.
but lets just leave it at this. Every Monday, be here. Me and you are going to chat up a storm. :D
Sunday= "Zack Love's weekly subscription about the Faith's and friends"
Monday=
Hm. What should we call your subscription? Something not boring, cause Zack's title is boring as hell. Monday... Vanessa... BUTTERFLY.
The butterfly subscription.
Awesome.
Monday= The Butterfly subscription.

The Bachelor begins.

ZackLove,
I can't explain in words how much the past two weeks has meant to me. We went there so I'd feel closer to you, but when we wen there, I just got distant from you. It made me realize that, NOW, here, at home; even thought I'm not with you, I feel close to you. I just wanted to keep feeling CLOSER AND CLOSER. I took it for granted. But Im happy now.
OKAY SWEET. So I know its monday, but its gonna take me a while to get back on track. Sound good? Good. THE BACHELOR IS STARTING TONIGHT!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thats like my favorite show EVER, even though its really... um... whats the word? Fake? Trashy? JUST TOTAL RUBBISH! Whatever. The bachelor is Brad... from like, 2 season ago. I got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed at him when he didnt pick Deanna. But he's back again, and I'm gonna watch it anyway. So far, the girls seem nice. Its really shallow though, I mean all the girls are fucking gorgeous and the bachelor always has a god body.
AWEE :( One of the girls had a husband and he died in a plane crash, and right after he died she found out she was pregnant. I MEAN, THATS JUST SO DAMN CUTE. Yeah, for the next few months you'll hear me talking about this show a lot. That just brought a tear to my eye :(
okay, back on track. So the cabin. It was good times. We went to the place where talent night was and had some good times, we drank some alcohol and had some good times, we made some snowmen and had some good times, we made some cookies and had some good times, we opened presents and gave presents and loved and made love and went on drives just for fun, and laughed and had snow ball fights, and set off fireworks on new years eve. It was the best two weeks I could possibly have without you. There was no drama at all, me and Claire bonded. And I think we're going to go back to our cabin on the weekends sometimes. Yeah, good times.
Wow that was a REEEAAALLLY fast recap of the past two weeks. But who cares? MARIA DONT WANT TO GO INTO DETAIL. Screw EVERYTHING I needed to catch up on. Lets focus on now. NOOOOW. But I do have a picture for you.

And heres a little math equation to go with it:
Coles sperm + Marias egg= 4 cute babies (and that one is Lily)
This fucking Brad, fuck, he's so tense and annoying. im eating a lemon. i have the best husband in the world. I love him so so so so soooooooooo much. He's so freaking sexy. I really like when he kisses me. Obviously. DAMN. I JUST HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND EVER. But your not really the guy to talk to about it, hey? Im hungry. I kind of wanna email Vanessa. Is she the best wife ever? I bet shes up there. I like to think I am, too.

Zacks Half way to Fifty.

It's been like 10000000000 YEARS SINCE WE TALKED, And I mean, REALLY talked; which means we got LOOOOTS of catching up to do. But lets just focus on ONE thing right now, because after all, it IS the most important right now.
Its your birthday!! :D Well, it was, yesterday. Its 2011 now. But we'll talk about all that later.
I know it really sucks to have your birthday so close to Christmas, cause everyone just gives you a christmas present and says its for your birthday, too. WELL, SORRY, I'M GUILTY OF THAT. I didnt know what to get you other than what I got you...
FINE, FINE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I GOT YOU, STOP ASKING! JEEEEZ! It was nothing too awesome, I carved "Zack is awesome" into a stick, but HEY, IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK. AND IT WAS THOUGHTFUL. Aw man, Im tirrred. I also made you a CD with a bunch of songs I think would be good "ZackLove" songs; they're groovy and all that jazz. I didn't spend money on you though, because we just wrapped your gifts and left them at your cabin door. We got you all stuff, but again, we'll talk about that later. I'm tired and I want to go to bed, but I most of all just wanna wish you a
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Happy new year. Your my bestest buddy ever, no matter how far apart we are (or how much you hate me...) You're my COMPA. And I love yah.
But DAMN, BOY, TWENTY FIVE? SHIT YOUR GETTING OLD. THATS HALF WAY TO FIFTY!!!
Anyway, I'll be talking to you about our AWESOME (and at times, not awesome) two weeks later. Now Im gonna go to bed, cause it is 3:30. Happy proof your parents did it day. (even though it was yesterday)
Mad love,
Maria.