For some awesome people.: puberty

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

puberty

hi zack its tommy
i wanna talk about stuff with you. um heres the thing. my voice is starting to crack. its getting deeper and im getting acny and MAYBE i had those things you call wet dreams a few times and i havent told maria about them and coles not home. my friends all shower now and i still like bubble baths and they play cod black ops and stuff and i play mario. and they dont even eat as much candy. LIKE WTF. im down for talking about girls and sex but NO CANDY? NO MARIO? NO BUBBLE BATHS? and whats with this face deformations and this deep voice... and... other stuff? I dont like it.
and marias been all pms emotional and stuff and shes all 'DONT GROW UP TOMMY' and its like 'IM TRYING MARIA I CANT HELP IT I JUST LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE ON VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF RACE CARS AND I LIKE MEAT INSTEAD OF SOUR DINOS AND I CANT HELP MYSELF FROM... YOU KNOW... DOING STUFF AT NIGHT UNCONTROLLABLY. WILL YOU PLEASE TELL MARIA I WANT TO BE TOMMY BUT IM TURNING INTO... THOMAS.
I DONT WANT TO BE THOMAS
I
AM
TOMMY.

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