I know CPR ;)

Okay so now that y'all know Cole's gone, we're just going to get back to having fun. I didn't want to tell you because I guess I was trying not to accept it, or believe it, or whatever. BUT HE IS GONE FOR NOW, and I just got off skype with him so I'm all good right now. THIS FOLLY THURSDAY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FOOD CHANNEL. And our first topid is
PICK UP LINES.
So, Cartman, if you ever wanna get a girl; try to use some of these lines. And Kellyanne and Miley, if someone uses them on you... well they're pretty much all about getting in your pants, so whatever you wanna do is cool. But I strongly suggest keeping your V card until you... you know, are in a really good relationship. And are ready for the concequences.

"I heard you needed some help turning your software into a hard drive, so I came over to be your helping hand."
"Lets play train. You sit on my face and I'll go chew chew."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, finger me some more and I'll go down on you."
"I know we have chemisty so, may I study your anatomy" <-- I could see Kellyanne falling for that one.
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, cause you're the shit!"
"I would say God bless you, but it looks like He already did."
"Save water. Shower with me."
"can I wear your thighs for earmuffs?" Oh man I love that one.
"Is your boyfriend sitting here?" *sit down* "Now he is"
"If its true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning." I love that one too.
"I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?"
"I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl." hahaha Kellyanne would like that one too.

"Your kinda like a trash can."
"HOW?"
"I like to put my junk into you."

"If you were a president, you'd be Babereham Linkon."
"If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"

I know you guys loved that.