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Hi guys. It's nice to talk to you again. I'm so happy Brad picked Emily. They've been fighting a lot though and I hope it all works out. He seems like less of a tool after his proposal... but he's probably still a tool, I'm just fucking like... hypnotised by sweet stuff. I fall in love easily. But I'm pretty sure we all know that. Today we're gonna do Vanessa's sexy astrology. I won't know if these are true or not since I didn't really get to know you, so you guys can just judge for yourself. But I still think its awesome for me to know, cause sex is cool. NOT LIKE I WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIVES OR ANYTHING. But we're all friends here. Its a fun topic. HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK IS AYDEN BARKING?? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DOG.
fuck i hate dogs. Except Dream. She's cool.
VANESSA'S FAVORITE SEX TOY: An erotic massager.
Way to go Vanessa, I like massages too.
HOW TO ATTRACT VANESSA: Don't rush into things and don't ever be too pushy.
VANESSA IS TURNED ON BY: Flattery.
Flattery is always nice.
VANESSA'S WEAKNESSES: procrastinating, unresponsive, undemonstrative.
Hey thats not so bad, everyone procrastinates. BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE RIGHT BY SAYING YOUR UNRESPONSIVE. Not like thats a bad thing. It's just that you took a LONG time to get mad at me for cheating with your husband. It would have been nice if you had done that earlier. Cause I think we all regret it. NOT LIKES ITS YOUR FAULT.
VANESSA'S STRENGTHS: confident, thoughtful, good looking.
SEE I TOLD YOU THIS SHIT WAS LEGIT. WE WEREN'T VERY TIGHT AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL THOSE THREE THINGS.
VANESSA WOULD HAVE THE BEST SEX WITH: Cancer and Scorpio.
VANESSA'S HOT SPOT: Throat and neck ;)
VANESSA WOULD LOOK SEXIEST IN: blue and green
SOME OTHER FACTS ABOUT VANESSA (OR ANY OTHER TAURUS YOU MIGHT KNOW)
- Music is very important to Vanessa. The like mood music during sex.
- Vanessa is so smooth that she'll make you feel inferior... NOT LIKE I'D KNOW THATS JUST WHAT IT SAYS, ASK ZACK HE'LL KNOW.
- A taurus is determined to seduce and dominate you ;)
- Vanessa is more likely to cuddle after sex than other signs.
- For Vanessa, food and sex go hand in hand.
IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE, I AGREE. Well.. okay, sex is a little higher on the scale... its like...

WAIT, NO, ITS LIKE THIS:

In my humble opinion, anyway.
Not like I have sex with anyone but Cole.
But I used to.
Not like I cheated on him.
Okay I did, but only with Zack and we never had sex.
I mean when I was a whore when I was a teenager.
And Cole is better than all those guys.
Obviously.
I'm married to him.
NOT THAT THATS THE REASON I MARRIED HIM. Okay, lets just continue with these facts.
- Vanessa is always searching for new adventures and mysteries.
- Taurus tend to be very blunt about sex. HIGH FIVE IF YOU ARE, I AM TOO.
- Vanessa is more sensual than passionate.
Sensual is cool, but I'm fucking scared if candles are lit that my hair will catch on fire or something. THAT WOULD SUCK.
- Sex is never a game for Vanessa; she sees is as something natural and something to be enjoyed.
AMEN SISTA.

Oh, and also since the website has been updated, thought you might want to know that...
KELLYANES FAVORITE SEX TOY: Vibrator
TOMMYS FAVORITE SEX TOY: Handcuffs ... oh God, is it terrible that I could see that being true?
MARIA'S FAVORITE SEX TOY: Lubrication
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BYE